Bathroom Habits - Women

by Jonas

It's a phenomenon so commonplace that we almost don't notice it anymore. I mean, we've all seen it, and we've all made comments about it, but as we get older, we forget about it. Why do they do it? Why must the female population travel to the restroom in groups? How many women does it take to tinkle? What are they doing in there? Well my friends, I'm here to tell you. Well, not really, but I am here to speculate.

There is a definite possibility that women are just not as skilled as men in the art of lavatory usage. If this is the case, then girls travel in groups to reduce the risk of improper manipulation of the restroom environment. Perhaps females need to be coached through bathroom behavior. Maybe their fellow members of the pee-pee posse are there for moral and emotional support. Maybe they tag along to give technical advice on the appropriate manner in which one is to defecate. But maybe not...

There is also the possibility that the ladies' room is not a lavatory at all, but a classroom of sorts. Maybe females go to the restroom to learn all those things that they don't teach you in class. Holding this as truth, it is quite probable that if one were to enter an elementary school ladies' room they would find young girls talking about boys and practicing kissing on their hands. And if one were to go to the ladies' room in a middle school or high school, the girls would be learning about tampons and talking about sex. This theory does pose a question though. What is the purpose of the restroom after a girl has become a woman? What happens when there is nothing left to learn?

Well, that is when the restroom becomes a party room. Women probably go there to gossip, trade beauty secrets, and play video games (Note: You may be saying to yourself, "How is that possible? There aren't video games in the bathroom, and even if there were, the girls wouldn't play them because everybody knows that girls don't like video games." See, that is where you are wrong. First of all, girls love video games. They play them all the time when guys aren't looking. In fact, that's all they do when they are not blaming men for everything. As for the video games being present in the pooper, it is hard to believe, but just think. Many of us have seen the inside of a girl's restroom, and we would think that it was a normal restroom, minus the absence of urinals. But while we may have seen the restrooms, we have seldom flushed the toilets in them. If we were to attempt to do so, I am certain that controllers would pop out of the toilet and screens would flip out of the walls.). This raises one last question, when do they actually go to the bathroom then?

Well, they do that at home of course. After all, everybody knows that girls don't fart or poop, and that eliminates half of the time a person would normally have to use the facilities anyway.