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Interesting text on top 10 ways you know the Easte
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Msg#: 13 Date: 04/15/94 17:58
From: Icenet #1 At 5804@3651 Read: Yes Replied: No
To: All Mark:
Subj: Easter Bunny *is* Nuts
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From: Charles Grosvenor
Response To: ``SWEENEY`` WWIVNET #84 A
>FROM: ``Sweeney`` WWIVnet #84 AT 19968
>top ten ways to tell if the easter bunny is nuts
Top 10 Signs the Easter Bunny Is Losing His Mind - April 8, 1993
10. Neighbors describing him as "a quiet loner."
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa,
"You're going to die up there, fat man!"
8. Can't stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a "suicide egg."
4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.
3. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.
2. He's hippity-hopped up on crack.
1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.
The very new one? I don't know, I still haven't gotten on the top ten mailing
list on the internet, though once I do I'll make sure I start posting them
here...
I also got a quote of the day program almost completed that has about 800
of the lists in it... the source and the files will all be freeware
(I ain't greedy enuf to try charging money for something that is not mine)
So if you're interested, try calling the Information Society at the begining
of May, which is when I plan to release it... or you can email me at:
[email protected]
and I'll email the VAX version and the quotes file (would do it through WWIV
but a half meg text file won't make it through *ANY* server, my nightly
packets for 5 nets combined don't even add up to that..)
MirrorShades
* OLX 2.1 TD * Press "+" to see another tagline.
WWIVMail/QWK 4.54 [REGISTERED]: The Information Society - @5804 ON ICE
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* WWIVnet - Milestones BBS #3651 [316-685-9892]
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