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A chain letter for women only


Chain Letter for Women Only


This letter was started by a women like yourself in hopes of
bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most
chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy
of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.
Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman
whose name appears at the top of this list and add your name to the
bottom of the list

When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive 16,377
men...one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the
one you already have.

DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. One woman broke the chain and got her own
son-of-a-bitch back.

At this writing, a friend of mine has already received 184 men.
They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours
to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together
so they could close the coffin.

Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up fast.

 
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