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Sayings For National Comdom Week
NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
The following is a list of possible slogans promoting National Condom
Week. Please take a moment and select your favorite. Make your
selections in order of your preference.
- Cover your stump before you hump.
- Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
- Don't be silly, cover your willy.
- Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
- Don't be a loner... Cover your boner.
- When in doubt, shroud your spout.
- You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
- If you're not going to sack it, go home and wack it.
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
- Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
- It'll be sweeter, if you wrap your peter.
- If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize!
- To save embarrasment later, cover your gator.
- She won't get sick if you cover your dick.
- If you go into heat, package your meat.
- While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
- Before you take off her pants and blouse, be sure to house your mouse.
- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
- Before the van starts rocking, be sure your cock gets a stocking.
- Don't be a fool; vulcanize your tool.
- The right selection? Sack that erection.
- Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
- A crank with armor will never harm her.
Also, considering what the dancing raisins have done for the raisin
industry, what is your opinion of dancing condoms?
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