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IBM DOS Virus: COPYRIGH - These are memory residen

So, here's the new subject: Weird-Al Yankovic. When is UHF coming out?
And if anyone hasn't seen it, go rent the video "The Compleat Al" -- it
tells Al's life story (or so it claims) and has lots of fun videos.
Even the usual FBI warning at the beginning of the videotape is funny:


WARNING

The owner of the copyright in this motion picture has authorized its use in
this cassette for the purpose of private home viewing without charge of any
kind. Any other use of this cassette, including any copy, reproduction, or
performance of any of the material in it is an infringement of copyright and
may result in civil liability or criminal prosecution as provided by law.

But if you do insist on copying this program, be aware that the patented
"Copy-Stop" (R) system developed by the National Association of Television
Research Engineers will cause severe damage to your video-cassette recording
device, accompanied by a bright blue-gray flash and strong acrid odor, which
may in turn affect nearby houseplants and cause discoloration of fine
upholstery. In addition, you may experience headaches, drowsiness, nausea,
severe loss of memory, high blood pressure, nosebleeds, and the heartbreak of
psoriasis. Household pets may develop similar symptoms including extreme
personality disorders and occasional spontaneous combustion.

We're not kidding about this. Unlawful duplication of this program may result
in local civil unrest, meteorological disturbances, and volcanic eruptions,
causing the earth to fall out of its planetary orbit and plunge directly in
the sun. The producers of this program assume no liability for any of the
consequences resulting from your stupid, unthinking, greedy, and careless
attempt to deprive them of income.

Thank you.
 
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