|
|
 |
|
|
|
register |
bbs |
search |
rss |
faq |
about
|
|
|
meet up |
add to del.icio.us |
digg it
|
|
|
|
Some unlikely College Courses
now THESE would be some interesting ways to spend your summer.......
I wonder how many credits some of them would be worth.....
-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-
Adult Education -- Summer 1988
==============================
Self Improvement
----------------
SI500 Creative suffering
SI501 Overcome peace of mind
SI502 You and your birthmarks
SI503 Guilt without sex
SI504 The primal shrug
SI505 Ego gratification through violence
SI506 Molding your child's behavior through guilt and fear
SI507 Dealing with postrenalization depression
SI508 Whine your way to alienation
SI509 How to overcome self-doubt through pretense and ostentation
Business & Career
-----------------
BC101 How I made $100 in the real estate
BC102 Money can make you rich
BC103 Packaging and selling your children
BC104 Career opportunities in El Salvador
BC105 How to profit from your own body
BC106 The underacheiver's guide to small business opportunities
BC107 Tax shelters for the indigent
BC108 Lookers guide to American cities
BC109 Morgage reduction through arson
Arts & Crafts
-------------
AC303 Self destruction through macrame
AC304 Needlecraft for junkies
AC305 Cuticle crafts
AC306 Gifts for the senile
AC307 Bonsai your pet
AC308 How to draw genitals
AC309 Macrame Knots for the Suicidal
Economic
--------
EC403 Convert your Kirby vacuum to a fully automatic rifle
EC404 How to convert your family room into a garage
EC405 Basic kitchen taxidermy
EC406 Sinus drainage at home
EC407 1001 users for your Kirby vacuum
EC408 Repair & maintenance of your virginity
EC409 How to convert a wheelchair into a dune buggy
EC410 Christianity and the art of R.V. maintenance
EC411 Cat hair macrame
EC412 Stretching Your Food Budget with Road Kill
Health & Fitness
----------------
HF202 Creative tooth decay
HF203 Exorcism & acne
HF204 The joys of hypochondria
HF205 High-fiber sex
HF206 Suicide and your health
HF207 Biofeedback & how to stop
HF208 Skate yourself to regularity
HF209 Understanding nudity
HF210 Tap dance your way to ridicule
HF211 Optional body functioning
HF212 Dressing right/dressing left--how it can change your life
HF212 The Braille system of anatomy
Modern Cinematography
---------------------
MC101 Sneaking between movies without paying
MC102 Effective techniques for copying free movie passes
MC201 Removing shoes from the floor
MC202 Eating old food off the floor
MC203 Eating your neighbor's food
MC401 Picking the lock on the rear exit
MC402 Getting correct body counts
MC403 Evaluating special effects
MC404 High performance spitwads
MC601 Making noise at tense moments
MC602 Sleeping during action movies
MC603 Psychosexual analysis of Rambo
Drama and Dance
---------------
DD001 Introduction to Walking
DD100 Self-Defence in a tutu
DD110 Acrobatics and Hygiene
DD200 Thesis
DD300 The Atom Bomb and Modern Ballet: A case study of parasitism
DD310 Shakespeare, Baryshnikov, and Beer
DD320 Ha Chu for the sextaplegic
DD999 Spinning the Hostess Twinkie: Is it Art?
Necrophilia
-----------
NE110 The politicosociophysiologicapsychamorous aspects of Death.
NE200 Absence Makes the Corpse Grow Colder
NE210 Catatonism: A viable alternative?
NE300 Overcoming the "Sack of Potatoes" Problem
NE330 How to Stimulate your Companion
NE999 Life After Death: Yes, but why wait?
CLASSES ARE FILLING UP FAST! LET'S BE CREATIVE AND KEEP OUR MINDS
ACTIVE! SIGN UP NOW!!!!
|
|
|
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
If you have any questions about this, please check out our Copyright Policy.
totse.com certificate signatures
|
|
|
About | Advertise | Bad Ideas | Community | Contact Us | Copyright Policy | Drugs | Ego | Erotica
FAQ | Fringe | Link to totse.com | Search | Society | Submissions | Technology
|
|
|
|
|
|
