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WHY?!? - Drug- induced weirdness
Drug Induced Weirdness
From Lunatic Labs 415-278-7421
1200/2400
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WHY?
By the Lab Weasel
3/26/89
Have you ever sat back when you've been intoxicated as hell on some substance
of the hour or another and just asked yourself WHY? well WHY did you ask
yourself that? WHY would you even think of the word WHY? WHY would you even
want to think of the word WHY? WHY, whats your reasoning behind wanting to know
WHY? WHY are you asking yourself WHY you asked yourself WHY? WHY,because you
want to know WHY, WHY are you asking WHY? WHY are you here? WHY are you calling
boards when you could be asking yourself WHY? WHY are you enduring this
sensless questioning of WHY you ask yourself WHY? you may ask yourself; WHY
whats the point? WHY not? WHY should I?, because everyone has to ask themselves
WHY am I doing this? WHY am I doing that? WHY do I want to know WHY? Is it
really important that I know WHY? am I even sure I want to know WHY? WHY not?
WHY don't you just piss off? WHY should I? WHY would I want to give you that
type of satisfaction? just give me one reason WHY? WHY not?WHY would you even
ask me WHY? WHY would you even want to ask me WHY? WHY dont you ask someone
else WHY? WHY,you ask? yeah WHY? because I dont care if other people know WHY
they do things or WHY they dont do things,WHY would you want me to ask someone
else WHY? WHY? because you keep asking me WHY, WHY I dont know,WHY me? WHY not?
but WHY me? WHY are you asking me WHY? you should ask yourself WHY,WHY dont you
ask yourself WHY? WHY Ive never asked myself WHY,Ive been too busy asking you
WHY,WHY what ever gave you the idea to ask me WHY? WHY not? but WHY did you?
WHY shouldnt I,WHY did you pick me? WHY would you pick on me out of all the
other people WHY? WHY not,WHY should I? WHY? Because they already know WHY,but
do you know WHY? no, WHY? WHY did I pick you? WHY not? but WHY me? because you
never ask yourself WHY? and I want to know WHY you don't ever ask yourself WHY?
I mean its so simple just say to yourself WHY? so WHY have you never asked
yourself WHY? WHY were to too lazy? WHY were you too fucked up to ask WHY?
WHY not? WHY is it so easy to ask WHY? I mean like WHY am I asking myself WHY?
WHY not....
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WHY - revisited...
Hey...Fa-Fa-a-ar FUCKIN OUT!
WHAT THE FUCK is it?
Why...
...There's a fuckin HOLE in my REALITY!
WOW!
HA!
SURE! WHY NOT!
Click
pounce
<-BOOM!->
...Nice of you to drop in sir,Are you hurt? Allow me to introduce myself...
I am Petipoom Keeper of the talking mushrooms...
The king will want to meet you,For Sure.He lives in the city of Long Toe Stone
A place of much wonder beyond the woods of BAD NEWS...um,sir...
Do You think you can make it?
VERY INTERESTING INDEED! And you say these things,these fine...
CONSCIOUSNESS EXPANDING...items were declared...
ILLEGAL!?!
the world you came from sounds like the strangness that happens in...
THE WOODS OF BAD NEWS...
no one is able to explain it...
...hmmmm...
[ Later on ]
AAAH,YESSSSSS...
allow me to commend you on your TASTE! this is the best thing I've had since...
a tree-frog turned me on to "QUEEN ANN'S LACE" last spring...
ya c'n smoke it ya know!...
Oh,Cardboard doors and the price of dope,vinyl floors and howd'ya cope;
our skulls are stoned and we agree...
ain't no finer shit in the whole countreeeee...OH YEAH!
FAR OUT! reminds me of OZ,San Francisco AND maybe Miami!
whats in the big purple and orange house that looks like a pie?
the KING.he designed it himself.mushroom pie is the national dish...
and pie fighting is the national sport,he hasa passion for both.
HIYA BOY! whats new? waddya got ta tell yer ol king eh?
...got any NEW mushrooms? ah...heh heh...
only this lil number from IDLLDERDLLFRAP on the morning toad.
since he's the KING he gets to try all the new ones first.
'ol bentbrains tested 4,462 kinds for us so far!
...also this rather unusual bit of equipment,
why,it's charming! waddizitdo?
c'mon i'll show you our mushrooms.
this is where we keep the REAL MIND BLOWERS.
this one here is a revolutionary.
only in a spirtual sense!
I AM A MUSHROOM OF POLITICAL SCIENCE! what is it you wish ta know?
how do 2 big nations,at eachothers throats,avoid blowing one another to teeny
atoms AND arrive at a PeAcEfUl and just state of affairs thereby creating
happiness and the spirit of brotherhood?
i would realize that nothing less than a totally unified effort is acceptable
to a society with any thought of surviving,otherwise it is bound to capitulate
to its own destructive urges and annihilate itself...
would you consider trying some of OUR latest developments?
what do they do to ya?
just go ahead and eat a few they produce many kinds of ...um... unusual
effects, among other things.
MMGOOD... MM-UMMM!... ...this un' kina dry...
FLASH! CHONG! BOOM! AWK!
hiya kid,hiya
GODZILLA MUTHAFUCKERS! I MUSTA OD'D ON THAT SHIT!!!
chang! fong! braaaaap! FRAZ!
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Wired Again...
By Sir Countach
3/26/89
Well here I sit in front of the computer on obnoxiosly bright Sunday Morning
watching people get all dressed up and act like respectable human beings
because it's Easter... Small children sitting outside the window biting the
heads of their chocolate easter bunnies... And pretending that the rabbit is in
pain, and other scenarios such as they are GODZILLA and the choclate rabbit
represents small oriental people trying to escape before GODZILLA steps all
over Toyko and lowers the property values so the Saudi Arabians can come over
and buy up all the land and own Toyko and the oil buisness and the electronics
business which would then enable them to control the world and not supply other
countries like ameriKa with such valuable comoditie such as CD Players and
walkmans which would be about the equivilant of a terrorist act if all of a
sudden ameriKans werent able to buy CD Players for their college kids home on
spring break making it a nearly impossible task to go out and make a simple
purchase yesterday such as a CD Player set-up system...Anyways the wire is
wearing off....A G A I N !!!!!!!!!
From Lunatic Labs UnLtd. 415-278-7421
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The PIRATES' HOLLOW 415-236-2371 ;(
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