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Feed China with American children
China
by
Fred Fagbag
I don't like paragraphs. So I don't use them. If you want paragraphs
then find yourself a copy of Reader's Digest. I don't like punctuation
much either so if you don't like mine go fuck yourself.
Children should be scene and knot herd. There is know reason for anyone
to have more than one chillun in this day and age. With the amount of
chilluns we already have now in the United States, we could feed every
single person in China. Just think of the benefits! Within a short
period (less than fore! years) China could become so valuable to Japan
(which kneads land more than money now) that they could participate
in a giant land war and end our terrible trade deficit! The possibilities
are endless. With just $176 and one child from every family in the U.S.
China could become a major world power yet once again. Then Japan, which
always ends up with all the money and then gets it taken away from them
four losing the war, would feel so threatened that they would have to
attack China. China would lose quite a bit of it's population, and
everyone else would have an excuse to kick the holy shit out of Japan.
We'd be killing too turds with won stone! As an added benefit, you'd see
less commercials on T.V. (which I have always suspected is short four
transmitted violence) from shithead car manufacturers such as Nissan
and Suzuki. When I am arrested next time I will claim those retarded
Toyota commercials with the baseball players desecrating my favorite
sport drove me over the edge. The truth is I play baseball but could
really give shit won about the T.V. version, but it does sound like a
good excuse with which I could cop an insanity plea with. So let's all
join hands (wipe it after picking your ass/nose please) and send some of
our hard earned money and much despised children over to China. Just
think, no more coming home and having yore wife say, "You've got to do
something with YOUR kids, do you no what they did today?" No more
having to reply, "Shut up bitch or I'll cut your nose off and brain fuck
your ugly face." Send your tax deductable donations to:
Feed China With Children
Box OICU812
San Francisco, CA 66999
And remember, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, pass the salt please.
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