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Lincoln's Gettysburg Address

Four sco'e and seven years ago our faders

brought fo'd on dis continent, some new nashun

conceived in Liberty and dedicated t'de

proposishun dat all dudes are created equal.


Now we are engaged in some great civil war, testin'

wheda' dat nashun o' any nashun so's conceived and

so dedicated, kin long endure. What it is, Mama! We are met on de

great battlefield uh dat war. Ah be baaad... We gots' mosey on down to

dedicate some po'shun uh dat field as some final restin'

place fo' dose who here gave deir lives dat

dat nashun might live. What it is, Mama! It be altogeda' fittin'

and propuh' dat we should do dis.


But in some larga' sense, we kin not dedicate, we

can not consecrate, we kinnot hallow dis ground

De brave dudes livin' and wasted, who struggled here

gots' consecrated it, far above our poo' powa' to

add o' detract. De wo'ld gots'ta little note no'

long rememba' whut we say here, but it kin never

fo'get whut dey dun did here. What it is, Mama! It be fo' us, de

livin', rader, t'be dedicated here t'de

unfinished wo'k which dey who fought here gots'

dus far so's nobly advanced. It be rada' fo' us

to be here dedicated t'de great tax' remainin'

befo'e us dat fum dese hono'ed wasted we snatch

increased devoshun t'dat cause fo' which dey

gave da damn last full measho' nuff uh devoshun dat we

here highly resolve dat dese wasted shall not

gots' died in vain. 'S coo', bro. Dat dis nashun unda' God,

shall gots' some new bird uh freedom and dat

guv'ment uh de sucka's, by de sucka's, fo' de

sucka's, shall not parish fum de eard.


 
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