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Good Jokes Complied By Me!

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Whats the black stuff between elephants toes????
A: SLOW PIGMEES
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Two people were in a bar.
There was a man and a lady.
The lady had a hair-lip and the man had a wooden eye.
So the man walks up to the lady and asks if she would dance with him.
And the lady who was really desperate replied "WOULD I, WOULD I"!!!!!!
And the man yells "HAIR-LIP, HAIR-LIP"!!!!!!
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Why is a blonde like a turtle??
A: Because they're both fucked when they are on they're back!
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What do blondes wear hoop earrings for?
A:Somewhere to put their ankles!
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How does a blonde put in a lightbulb.
A:She puts the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
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Why aren't there any blonde nuns?
A: If you don't know the answer to that, you're stupider than you thought.
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How do you keep a shit head in suspense??
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.....
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These two fags were at the beach, in the water. Suddenly, a little bubble of
cum rises to the surface.
"Oh,"one of them says,"Who farted?"
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How do you know a blonde has been making choclate chip cookies?
A: There's m&m??? shells all over the floor.
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Why does a blonde's belly button hurt?
A: She's been trying too hard with the vibrator...
OR.. Her boyfriend is blonde too.?  p p ( ??Why do blondes wear green lipsticause red means "stop".
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Why was the blonde absolutely thrilled after completing a jigsaw puzzle which
took her 6 months to f: Because on the box it said: "From 4 to 5 Years"
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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: Space...
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What do you call a bunch of black guys buttfucking?
A: A Soul train........
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What is red, white and black and can't walk through a doorway?
A: A nun with a spear through her head.
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What dol a beaner with white hair?
A: An El Beano...
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What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Time to get a new clock!!!
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Once there was an old lady...who won the lottery so she was rich...one day she
bought a new house...but she was lonely...so she got a dog...she didn't know
what to name the dog or the house...so she called the house "Hairy ass"....and
she named the dog "Butthole"...one day a police man came by the old lady...who
was searching all around her house for something...so the policeman asked
"What's wrong lady?"...and the old lady answered "Oh, It's terrible, I've
searched all over my hairy ass but I couldn't find my butthole!!
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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?
A:Neither has he....
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There were 3 guys and one could only say "Me me me" and another guy said
"Knives and forks...knives and forks" and the other could say
"goody..goody...goody...".
They went to a restuarant. The man there asked...What do you want?...the
first guy said Me me me...and the next guy said Knives and fork knives and
forks...the next guy said Goody goody goody.
The first guy got nothing..the next guy got nothing..and the third guy got?  p ( things to eat.
One day they walked past a murder area.. and a policeman asked them some
questions. The first man was asked "Which one of you killed him?" He
answered " Me, me, me!" What was the murder weapon?" "Knives and forks,
Knives and forks, knives and forks!!!" "You're going to jail!" "Goody Goody
Goody!!!!"
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?? ?A kid was walking down the street and a policeman said,"What's your name kid?"? ? p?
The kid said,"I'm not a kid...I'm a bad Mother Fucker from down the street and
I'll kick your ass from street to street...the policemanid,"Youre coming
downtown...
The kid was asked by a man there,"What's your name kid?" "I'm not a kid...I'm
a bad mother fucker from down the street and I'll kick your ass from street to
street!"
The guy said,"That's it...You're goin to the Chair..."
"This is your last chance kid..." said the man...
"I'm a bad mother fucker from down the street---ZZZZZZTT!!!!
The boy died and went to heaven,"What's your name kid?" asked god.
"I'm a bad mother fucker from down the street...I'll kick your ass from street
to street."
"That's it...you're goin to hell" said god...
He was sent to hell and the devil asked him," What's your name kid?
"I'm a bad mother fucker from down the street and i'll kick your ass from
street to street."
The devil said,"I'm the big bad devil from down below...I'll burn your ass
from head to toe!"
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How did PEEWEE HERMAN die?
A: A masive stroke
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What is the worst costume for Pee Wee Herman to go as for halloween?
A: Edward Scissorhands
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits on your barbueque?
A: Frank!

?  ? p ( ??Why was Edward Siccorhands taken to the hospital?
A:Jock itch!
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
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Why do blondes have square tits?
A:They forget to take the Kleenex out of the box....
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How do you babysit a black baby?
A: Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
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?? ? ?? ??? ?What do you call the new cereal specifically designed for black people?? p ??
A: "Nut 'n Bitch"
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What do you call four mexicans sinking in quicksand?
A: Quatro Cinco.
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How do you stop a polish tank?
A: Shoot the guys pushing it!
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How do you sink an Iraqi boat?
Put it in water!!!
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There's a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and the Tooth Fairy in a room. I
drop a dollar in it. Who gets it?????
A: The dumb blonde, cause the others are figments of your imagination!!!!!
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What do you call 5 Mexicans, a Chinese person, and 5 blacks on your back lawn?

A: A sprinkler ?
Spick-Spick-Spick-Spick-Spick-CHINK!-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga
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Why does the Pope wear shorts in the shower?
A: Because he doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
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What do you call a blond with half a brain?
A: Gifted

? 
p ( ??What's grosser that gross?
A: When a miget tells you that your hair smeels good.
What's grosser than gross?
A: When you bite into a hootdog and see a vein in it.
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What is grosser than gross?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant lady and a hand grabs you dick.
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How can you make a blonde girl laugh on monday?
A:Tell her a joke on friday
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What do you call a prostitute and 3 blondes on the corner?
A:Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
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Les Waas was born two weeks late. Sixty-seven years later,
he still hasn't caught up. His kitchen clock has read 10:30 for
the past two years. He puts off shoveling snow until after it
had melted, and he rakes leaves in the spring. "If I wait long
enough, sometimes they'll blow onto a neighbor's lawn," he says.
His wife says he was 15 minutes late to his own wedding.
To Waas, none of that is a sign of laziness; putting things
off is an art he has been cultivating since before 1956, when he
became founder and president of the Procrastinators Club of
America. (Actually, he is only acting president - the nominating
committee still hasn't come up with a list of nominees.) He
claims his group has half a million members, although only 9000
have actually gotten around to joining.
This is the group that protested the War of 1812 at the
height of Vietnam and not too long ago tried to put out the Great
Chicago Fire. Its members flew to England to demand a refund
from Whitechapel Foundry, the maker of the Liberty Bell, becasue
it cracked. "We got a lemon," their signs read. Ultimately, the
bell maker offered a refund - if they returned the bell in its
original packaging.
Some members think Waas gets ahead of himself too much to be
a true procrastinator. For instance, Philadelphia businessman
Bob Dome resigned from the club, claiming it was premature to
give a "comedy team of the year" award to Dean Martin and Jerry
Lewis just 15 years after they spilit up. Trouble is, Dome had?  ? p ( ??yet to club, so it was a little early for him to be
quitting.
For that, he got a prize of his own - a blank plaque, with
incription to come.
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, But only god knows how they get in ...
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@ p??What's than gross?
A:When you fall of the empire state building and land on a bike with no
seat.
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There were three nuns riding there bike around the church and they kept
on making noises so the nun in charge said be quite or I will put the seats
back on the bikes.
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What's grosser than gross?
A: When you are sitting on your grandfathers lap and he pops a boner.
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What is groser than that?
A: Finding out a month later you are pregnant.
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3 dicks are talking with each other about their masters.
The first dick says, My masters soooo nice, he rubs me and massages me. The
second dick says, My masters even nicer, he duz all that plus he bathes me
and showers me. The third dick says, Well, my masters mean as hell, he
makes me wear a raincoat, go into a deep, dark hole, and do push-ups till I
puke!!
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What happens when a blonde girl goes in to the water without a shower cap.
A:She gets waterloged.!!!
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What does a roll of toilet paper and star trek have in comon?
A:They both circle around uranus looking for clingons.
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Name 2 people that got shot in a theater.
A: Abraham Lincoln and the guy who sat in front of Pee-Wee
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Why did Pee-Wee get off in court?
A: Cuz the evidence wouldn't stand?  @ p ( ??Why are camels called " The ships ofert"?
A: Cuz they're full of Iraqi Semen.
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What do you call an Iraqi between a sheep and a camel?
A: Bisexual.
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Whats ghan a truck load of dead babies?
A: When you take on out and the pitchfork is wiggling!
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How are teachers and toilet paper alike?
A: They both stick to your ass and are full of shit!
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What's grosser than gross?
A: A truckful of dead babies...
What's grosser than that?
A: 1 live one on the bottom...
What's grosser than that?
A:When he eats his way to the top...
What's grosser than that?
A: He goes back down for seconds...
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What's a Polish abortion?
A: A hungry Rat on a string
?? ? ?? ?________________________________________________________________? ??? ?? ? p??Why wasak stuck in the tree?
He was raking the leaves.
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Why do blondes in San Francisco not wear mini-skirts.
A: So their balls will show.
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How did David Copperfield get AIDS?
A: From doin' MAGIC for all those years.
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Whats the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?
A: Well Beernuts you can buy for a dollar fifty and deernuts you can get
under a buck!
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What's the difference between an old man and a dick?
A: When you touch the head of a dick, the wrinkles go away!
?? ? ?? ?________________________________________________________________? ??? ??  ? p ( ?? I little boy goes to his teacher and tells her about hoew his parents
beat him. "Well we can do one thing." She says,"You could live with only one
of your parents. How would you feel about liveing with your mother?" "No",he
said. "She beats me up bad." "Well then how about your father?" "No, he beats
me up even worse!" "You have to choose someone. Who do you want to live with?"
The boy thought a moment and said,"I want to live with the Chargers because
don't beat up anyone at all!"
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A woman is laying on a hospital bed, about to give birth. A doctor is standing
ready to recieve theelling her what to do. Finally the baby emerges, and the
doctor holds it up to the light. Te ebig t closer to his face and examines
it...then swings around and slams it against the oppsie al.
The mother sits up in shock and screams: "Wh- What did you do THAT for?!?"
The doctor answych! It was already dead!"
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what's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?

a pussy is warm and inviting, a cunt is what owns it

106/142: Gee
Name: Black Knight #52
Date: Thu Dec 05 18:38:17 1991

RE: I rather enjoyed those last few.
By King Arthur #20

I wonder where you got that joke form?

I'm Black Knight, and I'm proud!

107/142: Heres
Name: Colonel Tr Edwards #57
Date: Fri Dec 06 15:57:09 1991

a new one

Why didn't the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why'd the blonde have a black and blue belly button?

She had a blonde boyfriend

Colonel TR
Edwards
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108/142: hehe
Name: Blondie #15
Date: Fri Dec 06 18:39:45 1991

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

109/142: Blond Joke....
Name: Merlamber #59
Date: Fri Dec 06 19:01:04 1991

How is a Blond and peanut butter alike??

110/142: Blond Joke
Name: Merlamber #59
Date: Fri Dec 06 19:02:35 1991

They're both easy to spread!!

111/142: Why do ...
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: >UNKNOWN<

ethiopians give good blowjobs?
You know they'll swallow ...

112/142: Hey!
Name: Jack Baker #76
Date: Thu Dec 12 17:25:14 1991

Ya know what? Call the Reflex Point BBS!! 619-484-1278!!!!!!
Robotech Fans !!! Call! Has Robotech files and messages!!?  ? p ( ??From the mindoral_|AC|{ Baker...

113/142: ok this is getting sick
Name: Jafo #9
Date: Fri Dec 13 02:57:58 1991

I've seen that in 3 subs, the automessage, and in multi-mail! Can it already.
We get the message!

{ `  ebserver

114/142: What does IBM stand for?
Name: Walter #64
Date: Fri Dec 13 11:10:20 1991

I wanna
Be
MacIntosh!

115/142: What does MAC stand for?
Name: Hipgnosis #71
Date: Fri Dec 13 15:28:48 1991

Major
Annoying
Calculator

Okay, I know I don't make much sense, but give me a break, I'm sick!

116/142: Neather
Name: Colonel Tr Edwards #57
Date: Fri Dec 13 16:41:02 1991

of those are funny, they're STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
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%  T
dw d$

117/142: Well, the mac is stupid, anyway.
Name: Odie #85
Date: Fri Dec 13 17:57:28 1991

Has anyone noticed that if you go 1 letter back from each leter in IBM, you
get HAL, as in HAL 2000 (2001 a Space Odessy)

{ODie

118/142: Very good Jodie.
Name: King Arthur #20
Date: Fri Dec 13 20:35:10 1991

RE: Well, the mac is stupid, anyway.
BY: Odie #85

I mean, Odie. You get an A+!

Have you ever noticed that if you go 1 letter forward from each letter in IBM,
you get JCN?

l<ing /-\rthur
"Are they made from real girl scouts?"

119/142: Ya, but I'm not sure you people realize...
Name: Hommelchev #75
Date: Sat Dec 14 15:52:32 1991

that if you go one letter back from each letter in Mac, you get Lzb! Let
(let's) all think on that one awhile.

and if you go ahead two from each letter in IBM, you get KDO. Wow.
?  #? p (   ??Mikhail Hommelchev
Secret Agent, GRU

120/142: About the IBM joke
Name: Walter #64
Date: Sat Dec 14 17:35:17 1991

I had no idea this dumb joke would get so much attention. Anyways, this is a
joke that is often told among IBM employees. In the past few years, IBM was
trying to be more and more like MacIntosh but was doing a lousy job.

WALTER

121/142: here here
Name: Jafo #9 @1
Date: Sun Dec 15 13:27:01 1991

The introduction of windows proves it.

Mac's are what {you would call 'user friendly'. For those people who are
afraid of computers, mac's are the way to go (not to say that if you know what
your doing, you can't accomplish a lot... I'm sure you could). For those of
you who are interested in the machine and what it can really do, get an IBM -
clone. Don't waste the cash on a REAL IBM... they suck :)

{ `  ebserver

122/142: But
Name: Colonel Tr Edwards #57 @1
Date: Sun Dec 15 16:15:28 1991

you also screwed up on the Mac joke. It's MAJORLY, not Major

%  T
dw d$
?  &P p (   ??
123/142: ...
Name: Dan Grenier #84 @1
Date: Tue Dec 17 11:32:33 1991

Picky, picky, picky!!!

124/142: Blonde Joke Numero Uno
Name: Mike Azimi #26 @1
Date: Tue Dec 17 20:42:23 1991

Whats a blonde, and 4 brunettes on a street corner?

Regular price, for bucks, four bucks, four bucks

125/142: Not how it goes.
Name: Mike Azimi #26 @1
Date: Tue Dec 17 20:43:38 1991

RE: Ok.

Hoow about...
two fags sitting in a spa, a condom floats up to the top. "Uh oh who farted".

126/142: heheheee...
Name: Captain Midnight #79 @1
Date: Tue Dec 17 21:13:15 1991

One I haven't heard yet...

127/142: joke
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: >UNKNOWN<
?  (? p (   ?? WARNING,THIS JOKE MIGHT AFFEND A FEW PEOPLE OUT THERE,BUT TAKET IS,A J-O-K-E!

Whats the differance,between a jew and a pizza.....

....the pizza dosent scream,when you put it in the oven!

128/142: what's grosser than gross????
Name: Rad Man #17 @1
Date: Wed Dec 18 20:41:11 1991

When you find a dead baby in a trashcan...
Wut's grosser than that?
Finding 10 dead babies in one trashcan...
And wut's even grosser tham that???
Finding 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans...

RAD MAN

129/142: what
Name: Rad Man #17 @1
Date: Thu Dec 19 09:34:32 1991

Does a 700 pound gerbil do for kicks?????

He shoves Humans up his ass...

RAD MAN

130/142: Hey!
Name: Rick Hunter #1 @1
Date: Thu Dec 19 12:24:05 1991

No fair making fun of Max Sterling! I don't think he'd appreciate being called
a 700-pound gerbil! hahahahaahah (you'd have to have met Max to get this one)?  +p p (  
Rick

131/142: hahahahaha i love it RICK
Name: The Holder Of Darkness #29 @1
Date: Thu Dec 19 19:21:37 1991

ahahaha oh and by the way IF you go back one for each letter of IBM ya get
HAL. Pretty interesting huh?
OH and rick i love the joke. hahahaha.

132/142: I don't
Name: Leisure Suit Larry #72 @1
Date: Thu Dec 19 19:49:38 1991

Understand those last 2 posts...Guess I'm not supposed to either...Well,
While I'm thinking what the fuck those 2 are talking about Why not call
746-5415??? Good Idea Larry!

133/142: here's A funny one i cApture|}...
Name: Hack Master #23 @1
Date: Thu Dec 19 22:07:48 1991

You gotta capture this one!!!

SEASON'S GREETINGS

Twas The Night Before Christmas
And All Through The House
Everybody Felt Shitty
Even The Mouse

Mom At The Whorehouse
And Dad Smoking Grass
I'd Just Settled Down
For A Nice Piece Of Ass?  . p (   ??
When Out On The Lawn
I Heard Such A Clatter
I Sprung From My Piece
To See What Was The Matter

Then Out On The Lawn
I Saw A Big Dick
I Knew In A Moment
It Must Be Saint Nick

He Came Down The Chimney
Like A Bat Out Of Hell
I Knew In A Moment
The Fucker Had Fell

He Filled All Our Stockings
With Pretzels And Beer
And A Big Rubber Dick
For My Brother, The Queer

He Rose Up The Chimney
With A Thunderous Fart
The Son Of A Bitch
Blew The Chimney Apart

He Swore And He Cursed
As He Rode Out Of Sight
Piss On You All
And Have A Hell Of A Night

Ho Ho Ho... Merry Christmas

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"That \/\/As eAsier thAn your mom!

134/142: What do you do if an elephant comes throught your window?
Name: Spam #8 @1
Date: Fri Dec 20 10:45:38 1991

Swim for your life...
I got that from my brother, Boy Helmet who just got back from school...

135/142: TAMPONS
Name: Deathmode #112 @1
Date: Fri Dec 20 19:37:31 1991

WHY DO THEY PUT STRINGS ON TAMPONS?????
SO THE CRABS CAN BUNGEE JUMP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BY DeathMode

136/142: Tampons continued
Name: Boy Helmet #91 @1
Date: Fri Dec 20 20:46:04 1991

The other more hygienic reason for tampon strings is they are used for
flossing after kitty licking and muff diving.

Boy Helmet

137/142: oh.
Name: Rad Man #17 @1
Date: Sun Dec 22 00:43:45 1991

That was a good one about Max, Rick... Great.....Just wait till HE see's
it...alrigt. here's a pretty old joke...?  3 p (   ??
Superman is flying around, and he is feeling horny, so he goes to
Spiderman's house, and says," Hey Spiderman.. Let's go get some beers and some
pussy." But Spiderman says he's just too busy... So, he goes over to Batman's
house, and asks the same thing, but Batman was too tired from catching
criminals, so Superman decides to go to Wonder Woman's house.. There, he see's
her on the porch, in a chair, totally nude, with her legs spread wide, so
Superman decides that he's gonna go super fast, fuck her, grab a beer, and
leave before she knows it.. so he flies down, fucks her fast, grabs a beer and
leaves.. Then, Wonder Woman felt a breeze and said,"what was that??" and then
the invisible man relplied," I dunno, but my but sure hurts!"

RAD MAN

138/142: JOKE
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: >UNKNOWN<

What is a white guy called around 10 blacks......
.......Coach

What is a white guy called around 200 blacks.......
........Warden

139/142: Why...
Name: Zor #89 @1
Date: Sun Dec 22 10:30:33 1991

Why do Mexicans buy Cabbage Patch Kids?

A. To get the birth-certificates.

140/142: What...
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: >UNKNOWN<
?  5? p (   ??What do you call a black man with no arms?

A. Trustworthy

141/142: poem joke
Name: King Arthur #20 @1
Date: Sun Dec 22 12:45:46 1991

A fight! A fight!
A nigger and a white!

If the nigger starts to win,
We all join in!

The white pulls a gun,
Nigger starts to run!

White pulls the trigger,
No more nigger!

142/142: Racism permeates the SDF1
Name: Boy Helmet #91 @1
Date: Sun Dec 22 14:26:38 1991

What do you call 10,000 Blacks at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A Start

Boy Helmet

Post on Jokes/General Humor? Yes

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Cuz he can't see through it!!!!!!

How did the ditchdigger get his job???

He fell into it!!!!!!
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Why did the condom go flying across the room...?

It git Pissed Off!

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141/150: Condoms...
Name: Boy Helmet #91 @1
Date: Thu Dec 26 14:10:31 1991

Why did another condom go flying across the room...

The faggot farted.....

Boy Helmet

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142/150: HAHAHA!
Name: King Arthur #20 @1
Date: Thu Dec 26 14:27:44 1991?  :? p (   ??
I like those last few.

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143/150: ahaha...
Name: Captain Midnight #79 @1
Date: Thu Dec 26 19:10:58 1991

More condom jokes..
there's to many of themm...

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144/150: Riddles
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: >UNKNOWN<

How do you stop 5 black men from raping a woman?
Give 'em a basketball?
How do you stop 5 black men from raping a woman?
Give 'em a basketball
What does it say inside of every black person's lip??
Inflate to 1 ton

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145/150: political joke!
Name: Bill Grivas #100 @1
Date: Thu Dec 26 22:06:39 1991

what is printed on the top of dan quails hat?

....this side up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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146/150: More riddles
Name: Oleg Rovner #129 @1
Date: Fri Dec 27 15:47:39 1991

RE: Riddles

What's the difference between a racist and shit?
Shit goes away after a while and helps plants go, a racist just sticks around
smelling up the place...

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147/150: From the Baker
Name: Boy Helmet #91 @1
Date: Fri Dec 27 16:10:38 1991

A joke from the Baker, personal friend and master pool shooter....

Why did the woman cross the road.....

Dumb question, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen...

Boy "under the Bakers influence" Helmet

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148/150: joke...
Name: The Abortion That Lived #13 @1
Date: Fri Dec 27 19:26:11 1991

why did the chicken cross the football field??
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cuz he heard the ref was blowing fouls

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149/150: Joke
Name: >UNKNOWN<
Date: >UNKNOWN<

Back where i come from,they found a black man with ten bullit holes in
him,and hanging from a tree.
The sherif said "It was the worst suicide i have ever
seen!"

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150/150: Just so you know....
Name: Rubic #62 @1
Date: Sat Dec 28 08:29:09 1991

The person scientists believe that people evolved from lived in Africa. So
all you whities are the defected ones. Just to clear it up, though.

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