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A Government employee's dog
Four Toronto workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first one from IBM said that his dog could do math calculations. His
dog was named T-Square. He told his dog to go to the blackboard and draw a
square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did easily.
The next worker came from Westinghouse. He said his dog was even better.
His dog, named Slide-Rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them
into piles of three. The dog did this easily.
The third dog owner, who came from GM, said that this was good but his dog
could do even better than that. His dog was named Measure. The owner told
him to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces of milk in a ten ounce
glass. The dog did so. All three agreed that the dog was very smart
indeed.
Then they turned to the last dog owner, a Government employee and said
"What can your dog do?" The Government Employee called his dog, who was
named Coffee Break and said to him "Now show them what you can do." Coffee
Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other
three dogs, claimed he had injured his back, filed for Worker's
Compensation and left for home on sick leave!
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