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B- day jokes
This is simply a collection of gags I've put together that can be
performed on an unsuspecting victim... with halerious results. For the most
part these are non-destructive. Birthdays are a favorite time for these
sorts of things... so watch out!!! Someday this could happen to YOU!
So read... enjoy... and be sure to get SOMEONE good.
SHAVING CREAM(and some uses the inventor NEVER intended)
1) Here's a nice little prank to pull on your best friend one of these
days. Go out and buy a bottle of presurized shaving cream(or use his if he
has some). Now proceed to put shaving cream under the pillow, in the bath
robe, in slippers, under the blanket, in pocket's... etc,etc. Just put it in
places\clothes so that it won't be noticed until TOO LATE!
2) Another neet thing to do with shaving cream is to put someone in the
bathtub and cover them in it. This'll take a couple can's so be sure you do
it right the first time. Camoflage a straw so the person can breath and wait
tll the persin comes home. Try to set it up so that the person comes home
about 20 mins or so after you set everything up. This way nothing gets a
musty smell to it and they guy in the tub doesn't have to sit on his ass for
to long.
NOTE: This is a nice joke to pull.. BUT BE WARNED!!! i did this to my bro on
his birthday and had him Come into my room at 4am and dump ALL the evidence
that i had left behind(about 2.5 cans of shaving cream) in my face. So
EXCPET to have the same or WORSE done to you.
TIOLET TRAINING(for the young and old.. works better on the old)
This gag is simple... Just lift up both lids of the tiolet and cover
the bottom with celophane. Try to get all the ridges out of it so it's less
noticable. And put in lower watt bulbs to reduce the glare. Trim off the
extra celophane and VIOLA!! You can use a lighter to heat seal it a bit.
This is nice cuz it holds shit better if they take a crap. And it's easy
cuz you can practice it in your own bathroom till you get REAL good at it.
CONDUMBS(no not safe sex you pervert!!)
This is SOOOO simple.. Just put a well lubricated condum on the door
knob. It so slippery they won't be able to open the door(usually) and it's
hard as hell to take off. Easy and funny to watch ESPECIALLY if they're
drunk or even a bit tippsy.
PACKING ROOM
To be blunt you simply shred newspaper or inflate balloons or whatever
but you simply stuff their room FULL of something. It's a bit of work but
worth it if you can see the results.
21 WATER BALLOON SALUTE
What you do is get a couple people(5 or 6) and fill 21 balloons FULL
of water. They have to be ALMOST bursting or else they won't explode when
they hit the bed. Just throw all of them on the victim at one time, the BEST
time is about 2-3 hours after they've fallen asleep. If you don't have at
LEAST 5 people then it's a bit more complicted. What you do is, AFTER they've
fallen asleep pin a sheet above the bed and put the 21 balloons int the sheet.
When you've got them all in there simply un-pin one side and SPLASH!
Welp... That's al i can think of for now. Just remember these simple
rules of practical jokes and you'll have a fun life:
1) Don't a joke on the same person twice
2) The best jokes cause minimal damage and MAXIMUM emberasment
3) Be creative
4) Don't be overly complicted.. simple, direct and to the point
5) Be on the lookout for people who MAY do something like this to you.....
AND GET THEM FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH....
Be sure to call my BBS when I get it up(PUN PUN PUN) It should be
going by the end of July... So just look for a BBS called
OUT OF CONTROL BBQ PARTY
Written by
Elric
NOTE: I take absolutly NO responsibility for damages incured do to these
or retaliatory pranks resulting from the above list. Just you a BIT of
common sense(NOT MUCH but a bit) and the prank will do no lasting
damage. It may make a mess mind you... but that's half the fun isn' it?
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