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Giggly funny
Okay all you word freaks, from the same profession that brought
you FLATUS for the simple act of passing gas comes a list of
words you can use in everyday conversation to amuse/amaze/confuse
your friends (or enemies of course). Ready for your tour through
the world of medispeak?
Amastia A-MAST-YA Without breasts
Anamastia ANNA-MAST-YA No breasts
Borborygmi BOR-BO-RIGE-ME Rumbling stomach (i.e. intest-
inal gas)
Bradykinetic BRADY-KIN-ETIC Moves like a turtle
Callipygian CAL-IH-FIDGEON Nicely shaped buttocks
Coprolith COP-ROW-LITH Hard, dried feces!
Coprophagia COP-ROW-FAGE-YA The act of eating feces.
Dysmensia DIS-MEN-SEE-YA Disordered thinking
Hyperhidrosis HYPER-HYDRO-SIS Sweats in large amounts
Hyperlogic HYPER-LOW-JIC Talks too much (see also
lalorrhea)
Lalorrhea LAL-O-RIA Excessive flow of words
Macromastia MACRO-MAST-YA Large breasts
Macrophallic MACRO-FALICK Large male organ
Micromastia MICRO-MAST-YA Small breasts
Microphallic MICRO-FALICK Small male organ
Phallodynia FAL-O-DIN-YA Pain in the penis
Pneumocephalic NEW-MO-SEFALICK Air Head
Proctodynia PROC-TO-DIN-YA Pain in the ass (ex. You are
proctodynic!)
Steatopygian STE-ATO-FIDGEON Fat ass
Steatocephalic STE-ATO-CEFALICK Fat Head (see you're catching on)
Rectocephalic inversion RECTO-SEFALICK Having ones head
and ass reversed
Orocolo-fistula OAR-O-COLO FIST-U-LA Direct connection of
mouth and colon
Well enough for now, try these in the workplace. How much nicer
to describe the new secretary as macromastic (or, for the ladies,
macrophallic) and callipygian instead of using the vernacular.
Perhaps you might even get the opportunity to spend some time
telling her (him) what it means. Assuming of course that they
are not Pneumocephalics!
Dr. Demento
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