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Top 10 Things Overheard When a Klingon is on Your
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you
had a Klingon on your software development team:
10) "Behold, the keyboard of Kaylis! The greatest Klingon code warrior
that ever lived!"
9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor.
Prepare to die!"
7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill
you where you stand!"
6) "Our competitors are without honor!"
5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"
4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors
if I am to do battle with this code!"
3) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
1) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
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