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Take the Kurt Test! (a posthumous, tasteless Coba
Take the Kurt quiz!!!!!!!!
1. Kurt Cocaine killed himself because?
a. He was a loser.
b. He had nothing better to do.
c. He thought the gun was a Q-Tip.
2. Some Cobaine followers also killed themselves because?
a. They are losers.
b. They were playing follow the leader.
c. They also thought the gun was a Q-Tip.
3. Cobaine fans dress like Kurt because?
a. He was a loser.
b. Stealing clothes from the Salvation Army bin is easy.
c. They have no thoughts of their own and need a leader.
d. They are practicing to be homeless bums.
4. Cobaine fans like to call themselves Generation X because?
a. Kurt was a loser.
b. They can spell X
c. They are losers.
5. Cobaine fans say Kurt spoke for them because?
a. While they watch, love and believe in Barney, they are not sure
if he is a real person.
b. They are losers.
6. Cobaine knew that his fans thought he was cool because?
a. Kurt was a loser.
b. He didn't like to bath.
c. He was a poet. Even though they thought most poets were fags.
7. If you can understand everything Kurt is singing, you:
a. Purchased a copy of the lyrics.
b. Are on some kind of drug and are imagine you understand the
lyrics.
c. Kurt was a loser. (I know it doesn't go with the question but
it is still a good answer.)
8. Kurt and his followers.
a. Are losers.
b. all of the above
9. Kurt's last words were?
a. What happens if I pull this trigger?
b. I am a loser.
c. OUCH!!!!!!
10. Ms. Cocaine-Love® is?
a. A loser.
b. A widow.
c. An unfit mother.
d. Butt ugly.
e. A future lesbo.
f. A lousy singer.
g. All of the above.
11. Twenty years from now in a listing of great groups/singers Nirvana
will be listed between __________________ and _______________?
a. ABBA and the Bay City Rollers.
b. Ann Murray and Neil Diamond.
a. All they will remember is that Kurt was a loser.
12. Kurt and Courtney use (in Courtney's case uses) drugs because?
a. They are both losers.
b. They wanted to be a good role model for their child.
c. They were upset that Mork from Ork was not a real person.
13. In 15 years, Kurt and Courtney's child will claim?
a. Kurt was a loser.
b. She was abandoned at birth.
c. Never heard of Nirvana.
d. Kurt was a loser.
e. Both a and d.
14. A tree falls in the forest, no one is around............
a. It does not make a noise
b. It makes a noise
c. Kurt was a loser.
15. Nirvana fans get upset at everyone who posts to TASTELESS making
fun of their god Kurt because?
a. Kurt was a loser.
b. They are losers.
c. They don't understand the meaning of TASTELESS. They have no
problem with gay, ethnic, or even Susan Smith jokes. But make fun of
poor, misunderstood Kurt and you get flamed. Well the moral of this
quiz is KURT IS A LOSER.
This was a self grading test. Extra points if you did/or are planning
to post Kurt essays.
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