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I've Been Married Nine Times (a bit suggestive)


I'VE BEEN MARRIED NINE TIMES
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WAS WRONG WITH EACH.......

My first husband was a (Musician)
All he wanted to do was play with it

My second husband was a (Doctor)
All he wanted to do was examine it

My third husband was a (Politician)
All he wanted to do was make promises to it

My fourth husband was a (Photographer)
All he wanted to do was take pictures of it

My fifth husband was a (Policeman)
All he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key

My sixth husband was a (Psychiatrist)
All he wanted to do was talk about it

My seventh husband was a (Hair dresser)
All he wanted to do was tease it

My eighth husband was a (Gourmet)
All he wanted to do was taste it

And my ninth husband, and the last, the only one I'm married to now, and
I like the best......

Is a (Mechanic)
He tore it up the first night and has been working on it ever since!!!

 
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