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Martina Navratilova's top 10 uses for a tennis rac
WARNING: This posting is extremely offensive. If you are easily offended,
faint at heart, have no sense of humor, or all of the above,
DO NOT READ ON! Push 'n'. Everyone Else ... ENJOY!!!
LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK. You have been forewarned. Don't complain if you
have an urge to push that space bar. Push 'n' DON'T READ ON!
TOP TEN USES FOR MARTINA NAVRATALOVA'S TENNIS RACQUET
10. Billy-Jean King tension releiver.
9. Martina's personal 'fishing' rod.
8. A club to hit the Nazi, Boris Becker, over the head with.
7. A magic wand to turn everyone into lesbians and homosexuals.
6. A disguised machine gun to shoot all magic johnson fans.
5. A strap-on dildo/S&M discipline tool.
4. Used to repel balls.
3. A gynecologist exploring apparatus.
2. Used to 'slice' her opponent 'down the middle'.
AND THE NUMBER ONE USE FOR MARTINA NAVRATALOVA'S TENNIS RACQUET:
1. A penis guillotine.
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In-Real-life: Joe Kaufman, University of Maryland College Park, MD, U.S.A.
------- "Howard Stern is number one, Michael Landon is well gone." ----------
[email protected] phone: 1 301 779 5420 :----)
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