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Top Ten Things that would happen if Microsoft buil
What if Microsoft built cars?
THE TOP 10 WAYS LIFE WOULD BE DIFFERENT
IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS
10. New seats would require everyone to have the same size rear.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
8. The U.S. Government would be getting subidies
from a car company instead of giving them.
7. Oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced
by a single "general protection car-fault" warning light.
6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar-powered,
twice as reliable, and five times as fast, but would run on only
5 percent of the roads.
5. You'd be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
4. You could have only one person in your car at a time, unless you
bought car 95 or car NT - but then you'd have to buy more seats.
3. Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to
restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this as normal.
2. Everytime the lines on the road were repainted,
you'd have to buy a new car.
1. People would get excited about the new features in Microsoft cars,
forgetting completely that these features had been available
for years in other brands.X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
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