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Mountie UFO witness silenced


THE NEW MOUNTIE

Oh, my goodness gracious me
A Canadian Mountie I want to be

I'll dress up in my coat of red
And wear my laundry on my head

And when they tell the world the news
I'll be standing proud in my curly shoes

I'll catch those outlaws if I can
'Cos Ranjit always gets his man

It's much better, they'll decide
If we ride camels in the musical ride

And all the tradition it shall cease
In the new Royal Raghead Mounted Police

From Cornerbrook to Medicine Hat
Fort St John to Kitimat
Dawson Creek to Fort McMurray
I'll be there, you'll smell the curry!

 
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