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A funny text file about a guy and his dog named Se

My Dog Sex
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Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls him Rover or
Boy or something. I call mine "Sex". Well, Sex is a very
embarrassing name. One day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away
from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A cop came along and
asked me what I was doing in this alley at 4:00 A.M. I said, "I'm
looking for Sex." My case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to city Hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license
for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one, too." Then I said,
"But this is a dog." And he said he didn't care how she looked.
Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was two
years old." He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I
wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after
the wedding. I said, "But Sex played a big part in my life and my
whole lifestyle revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to
hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex
there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace.
My family is barred from the church.
My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon.
When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a
room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. The clerk said
that every room in the motel is for Sex. Then I said, "You don't
understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." And the clerk said,
"Me, too."
One day I told my friend that I had Sex on T.V. He said,
"Show-off" I told him it was a contest and he told me I should
have sold tickets.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for
custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was
married." And the Judge said. "Me, too." When I told him that
after I was married Sex left me, he said, "Me, too."
Well, now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced
and had more trouble with Sex than I ever gambled for. Why, just
the other day when I went for my first session with the
psychiatrist and she asked, "What seems to be the trouble?" I
replied, "Sex died and left my life. It's like losing a best
friend." The doctor said, "Sex isn't man's best friend. Get
yourself a dog!
 
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