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Funny tale of boy overheard playing with trains
A few days after his birthday, a mother was working in the kitchen while
listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living
room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop..
All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train
now, because we're leaving".
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When
you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper
language."
Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son
came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains.
The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings.
We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant
one. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow your hand luggage under
the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed
off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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