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Definitions of various excrement types
The POOPIE List
Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is
no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it cut, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe you butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your
cheeks and your under wear so you don't stain them.
Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled
your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have
to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein (In your
forehead) Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you
practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of poopie that is so large that you're afraid to flush
it down the toilet with out breaking it into little pieces with the
toilet... or the kind you write home to mother about.
Gassy Poopie It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling!
Drinker Poopie The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticable trait is the marks on the
bottem of the toilet.
Richard Simmons PoopieThe kind you have to do so bad that you sweat 30 pounds
off and smile about it!
The "Gee I Wish I
Could Poopie" PoopieThe kind where you want to poopie but all you can do is sit
on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so bad that you would swear it was
coming out sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The
POWER DUMP Poopie) The kind that comes out your butt so fast that your butt
cheeks get splashed.
Upper Class Poopie When your SH*T (poopie) don't stink.
Mexican Poopie When your poopie stinks so bad that your nose burns and
your flowers die.
The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you have fart when
OOP's, a poopie (usually a wet one)
The dangling Poopie This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you
know you are done pooping it - you just pray that a shake
or two will cut it loose.
Liquid poopie The yellow-brown slurpy stuff that gets all over the toilet
when you miss.
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