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Adventures in the Land of Else #2


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THE LAND OF ELSE
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+ Chemical testing done by Doctor Murdock and Yule Tide joys from Space Ace +

12/22/89

Shine On you crazy Psilocybin!
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Hey, babe....take a walk on the soft side. Walk upon the shallow waters of
Else and watch the waves splash on the orange rox and roll over the bright red
sand. Hazzy Dazzy!

Hey, you...ya gotta spend more time in the water!

No way! There are sharks in the water....

Yeah, so? Ever here of a Land shark, stupid?

Hey I resent that!

Who does?

I do.

You?

Yes.

Me?

Yes.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I am a cloud waving good-bye to it's celestrial mother!

I fish out of air. Black air. Smooth, silent, crisp, cool,
black air. If it could only be bottled......

Wow, cut your circulation off until you feel the warmth of the blood trying
to push through! It's neato.
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I am a golden sword with no one to savor the red.! DAMN!

I never could quite understand the full meaning of Iquablinoxationalism..could
you? And it ain't in the dictionary, friend. whao.......

PEEK! PEEK, BABY, PEEK! Can ya feel the quick rush of the Peek? Damn that's
worth living for....it's even worth walking through the Harckiroids.
Instantaneous RUSH! RUuuuUUuuUUuUUuUuUuuuuuUUSH! AaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhH
ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekinnn,,,,,,whoa boy. I'm just on the edge of dropping
off into totaly limbo. It's amazing cuz I can still type. But my mind is
like swirling in it's juices. And I'm a puppet of that Blue. That Aqua Blue.
Yeah, it comes in all kinds......of.....species. That bitchen bluuuuuuueeee.
Ya know it ain't just quite RIGHT. Well, iiit's right but not like right,
right? pp-p---ppppppp--peeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn. aaaahhhhh
Ror, maaaaaaaaaannn...like there ain't nothin like the Black air. It's so
smooth. LIke a cigerette ad you see on billboards. Only this doesn't
advertise, it's all around you and you juist breeeeeeeeeeeaatthh In.
Oaaoaaaaa, wait a sec....that was a ppppppppEEEEEEEkkkk! ahahahar!

PeEk peeK pEEK peEk PeeK pEEk Oh yeah? PPPPEeeeEEEEEeEKKK!KK!KKK!!
Nya! It's time to ramble bamble amble shamble......my mouth ain't working cuz
it's busy, pEEEEEkin. shift in..

I just shifted. It's a good thing I was wearing my headfones or I'd be
one....one....uh.........what was I sayin? Who the fuck is Golem?
Hey, it's a bitch and moan yesterday! Did you miss your black hole today? I
think you did! WHOA! The kkkkkeyboard just shifted on me!! It did a 360
under my fingertips! Or was that my brain did a -360? Whoa..time for another
tape....ok:

> We are setting all controls to Left Side Of Tapedeck!

> We are about to launch, Captain!

go for it...

> LAUNCHING!

(ok...in very unstable state at the moment, sir...please hold....)

> Ok, Captain! We seem to have made it.....although our controls are shaking
a bit....it seems that Blue was a little more BLUE than we thought. It's ok
though, Captain because we seem to have stabalized the controls on a surface
and then the shaking went into our bbbbbrainsss...and we're now floating. And
it seems our destination has changed....our original course was set to LZ-1,
but our current postition is orbiting the Dark Side Of The Moon...go figure,
eh Cap?

And what color is the moon?

> Well Cap'n......it's no color....it's a blank page on the foreground of the
Universe. Captain....we all thought you would have known that...

Uh...uh....I meant to ask you what color was the...the....warning
becon.....yeah...don't you know ANYTHING??

> Oh, I see. Our fault. So, Cap....what do you think about t

<<<<<<DANGER DANGER>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<THERE WAS A SHIFT>>>>>>>

"Attention all crew: There is no cause for alarm. We just seem
to be having a few Shift's now and again. It could be that Blue thats hanging
out with you at the moment. That Bitchen Blue? Anyhow....you can exppect
these Shifts on and off for about the next 5 or 6 hours. Return to your
duties....whatever you do up there."

> Bad news. THose Shifts are UN cool. They are like the TRUE meaning of UN.
Whoa....the controls are slightly shaking again. Wait, I see a pattern!!!
First the Shifts......and then the Shakes! And the Peeks come at any ranDOm
moment..uuuhhhuuhuhuhuhhhh, like nOW....please hold..

<<<<<<<Pausing for maximum Peek>>>>>>>

Hmmm, it seems the Peek isn't going away. We're on a PEEK for the duration!
Whoa!

(Captains Note: Peek.....not Peak, mind you...there IS a difference...)

> So we our like constantly Peeking then?

Uh, yes. Isn't that neat? it's like your riding a massive Wave, D00D.

> Is it? Neat. I've never been on a Wave. And what is a D00D?

Never mind.

> Excuse us for a sec, Cap....there seems to be this erie glow coming from
the light fixture and we are going in for a closer look/examination. It's a
bitchen Black Light, it is....

Ok.

<<<<<Pausing for examination of the great light fixture in sKy>>>>

> Ok, we're back. Our controls are shaking a bit. It' seems that exerting
pressure causes our controls to shake.

How brilliant of you.

> Hmmm. Well, the light fixture was neat and all, but we seemed a bit
unstable uppppp there so we came back down. We like looking at it from here
anyway, Cap'n. Ya mind?

Me? No not at all. Whatever makes you happy. Whatever gets yer rox off,
pal. Pals?

> Yeah...pals.. After all there are about 30 billion of us up here.

That many, huh?

> Yeah, THAT many.

Hmm, we should talk more often. Lets do lunch!

> yeah, right, ok. Lets do lunch....

<<<<<<PPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEKKKKK STATION>>>>>>>>>>

> There go our controls again.......hey there hasn't been a Shift in awhile.
Hmmm. Ya never can tell whats gonna happen next....eh Joey? Joey?
Damn....where'd ya go? You all look so much alike. Like....me....geez.

Are you ok? Nevermind..,...read that backwards so you didn't hear it.

> Boy...your an intelligent one, aren't you?

HEY...watchit or I'll.....I'll.......I'll send some more BLUE your way!!

>Go ahead...

How bout a little blast of Black Air, smart ass?

> Uh....umm..go ahead...mmmm....see if...uf www we care?

Ok..here..

> NO WAIt.! I mean.....no, pleased waiaiaiiaaiaisdojas'fgkdglfhhgf

<<<<<<<<<<DANGER DANGER!!!!!>>>>>>>>


<<<<MAXIMUM PEEK HAS BEEN ACHEIVED>>>>>


> Tell that computer to shut up.....geez the controls are twitchen big time
here, Cap'n......what say you give us a hand?

funny. Aren't we just the little punster tonight...

> Oh. Well....I didn't mean it that way. Umm, Cap`n? We're gonna go for a
little stroll into the black hole since the controls are shakin a bit too
much. We`ll contact you when we get back, ok?

Yeah, yeah....bust a gut..

> uh huh. Bye nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww


<<<<DANGER DANGER............

> That'll fix YOU, ya idiot!

>> Uh, Jim...the meters are reading a little high.

> Uh huh. Thats what the dumb Computer said.

>> But it's true!

> Ask me if I care.

>> Do you care?

> You really went and asked me didn't you? NO! I DON'T CARE! Do YOU feel
threatens by the meters? Just take a moment to decide...

>> Ummmm.....not...really.

> Good. Then that's settled. Lets go for that walk....

>> Righto!

<<<<OPENING DOOR FOR A WALK THROUGHT THE BLACK HOLE>>>>>


> Well Cap`n.....all we found there was a few frosty skeletons, really ugly
lookin corpse's and it was FREEZING!

That nice. Oh, and keep up the good work!

> THe controls are no better off. What the hell are you DOING down there??

Heh heh heh. NOW ya got the picture....

> welll....heh....whatchadoin?

Nothin much, you?

> I mean whatcha doin to US????

Sendun ya a little Blue! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

> I see. Well what the
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> wELL, gUYS. bucklE UP.....wE'RE iN FOR A rIDE. oH boY!

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Lets see if we can slowly slip into the
unconscious world of insanity, shall we?
No? Ahh....c'mon. Goood.



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o - Well, I see you've lost control
of your Shift capabilities.
So'kay. Taste the Black Air,
while your there. Go ahead...
taste it....


> Captain! Are you there??

Yeah. What now, I'm busy...................................................

> Captain, we're going to land on this planet, we're going to go down
(haahahaha, right). So if you want to go exploring in this brand new world,
we suggest you MAKE OUR GODAMN CONTROLS STOP SHAKING!!!!!

Hey....I like just the way they Shake? And Sift...and shut up or I'll send ya
another Peek. Now go about your business. Swirl, man...swirl.

> Great. Well, you explore on your own then.

Thank you, I will

>> Jim...we're loosing control of the ship.

> I know. Well, fuckit. Warm the hotub up and I'll go get the tea.

>> Yessir!

Now you're thinkin.....I'll come up an join ya!

> That should be interesting. Come on up, boss man. Oh, and would you like
to know where we are?

Ummm....sure.

> Sensors say,



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! THE LAND OF ELSE !
! THE LAND OF ELSE !
! THE LAND OF ELSE!
! THE LAND OF ELSE !
! THE LAND OF ELSE !
! THE LAND OF ELSE!
! THE LAND OF ELSE !
! THE LAND OF ELSE !

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Pretty spiffy sensors ya got there.

> yeah. well we are loosing all control, so until next time boss man, have a
fine one and what the hell.......SHIP UP THE BLUE!!! Ya only live thrice.
Thats a lot for us little guys.

Hahah, ok gotcha... we are now......SHIFTIN!



<<<<<<AlL cONTROLS aRE USELESS AND aLL ORGANIC THINGS aRE shiftING!!!>>>>

<<<<danger danger>>>>>

aHAHAHAHAm SHUT up! Go look that word up in the dictionary.


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Faded out for about 40 mins....
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> Hey Captain?

Yeah?

> We've seem to taken our helplessness into stride and we're just goin with
the flow now.

Good.

> We realize that our fate is in your hands....which are our controls....and
so forth.

Good.

> And WHY are you wearing Vampire teeth?

Cuz.

> Hmmmm....ok, well, I'm goin back to the hottub, you never did show up...

Yeah, I am sorta busy down here at the moment. Somebody has to maintane the
Peeks, Shifts, and whatever Else there is.

> Speaking of Else. We like it here. We think we're gonna stay.

Silly person. Even I can tell you that you can't stay. I could send ya
somemore Blue though.....but I'm not. Gotta save some for later.....eh?

> Hmmm. Well, we're gonna camp out here for awhile then.

Sounds like a plan.

> have you looked at yourself lately?

No.

> Your wearing gloves, vampire teeth and a jacket, in a hot room while
drinking a beer thats dribbling down your shirt because the vampire teeth are
to big for your mouth.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <grin>

> Just thought I'd point that out......boss man, Captain, Sir!

Thats nice....keep up the good work. And gee...while your up there, swab the
deck or sumpin.

> uh huh.


\Hey.....there no dark side of the moon, reeally. Matter of fact it's ALL
dark. Makes a lotta sense huh?

> Yeah....ok. Our controls are shaking again......

Bogue...

> Yeah....Bogue.

HEY, DO YOU HEAR THAT NOISE??!

> What noise??



THAT noise....it's goin...

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<<<<<<SWITCHING TO THE FILE FRY.ANS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.



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The death of a brain cell.
There's a madman in your closet.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Blend, baby...blend!

>> Captain.........

what?

>> Jim's dead, Captain.

Ah well....another day another cell

>> Gee.......thanx.

L
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gone
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FADE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

>> end of report....................................bozz man.


 
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