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New product: Microsoft Litigation '95


Microsoft Announces New CD-ROM Software to Aid Consumers In Suing Itself

(REDMOND) In an effort to make it easier for computer users everywhere to file a
law suit against itself, Microsoft Corporation today announced Microsoft
Litigation '95, a multimedia reference library complete with 139 frequently used
legal writs, briefs, templates and forms which are accessible from within other
programs with a single click.

With this handy tool, a user will be able to combine elements of the popular
Microsoft Office and Microsoft Office Professional desktop productivity suites
in conjunction with the Litigation '95 CD-ROM package to quickly and efficiently
bring suit against Microsoft for a variety of reasons, whether legitimate or
frivolous.

What is new this year:

Litigation Builder
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Located on the QuickSuit information retrieval toolbar, Litigation Builder
provides instant access to an enormous variety of case law and civil code from
within any program on the Windows platform.

Suit Wizards (tm)
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Suit Wizards (tm) guide the user through the many mazes of 'legalese'
required to bring suit against Microsoft, whether in city, county, state,
Federal, Appellate, or Supreme Court. Localized versions of Litigation '95 will
provide for the equivalent of lawsuits in any nation's format.

Year in Review
--------------

The Year in Review section highlights lawsuits, findings, settlements and other
legal events of the past year which affect Microsoft, including the Justice
Department suit, Judge Sporkin's refusal to approve the settlement and the
Stacker suit.

All New Forms
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View more than 650 legal templates and forms from around the world, 930
country-specific case law findings, and 180 bar associations. Also click a
Latin legal term to hear it pronounced. Nothing could make it easier for a
non-lawyer to bring suit against Microsoft.

More Multimedia Elements
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Litigation '95 contains all new video for a total of 45 clips, 150 new audio
clips for a total of five hours of sound, and 550 new images for a total of
3,000 pictures. The law dictionary contains more than 80,000 spoken
pronunciations (the feature can be turned off if desired).

 
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