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Swedish Chef makes Popcorn Chicken. Funny
[Swedish Chef]
Hoo tu meke-a KFC PupCurn Cheeckee
1 Cheeckee
1 Toob ooff lerd
1 Coop ooff selt
2 Coops ooff breed meex
Teke-a zee cheeckee. Poock oooot it's feezeers. Boot dun't let it's
screemeeng boog yuoo. Iff it duse-a poot oon iermooffffs.Zeen veepe-a ooffff
zee bluud. Zeen heet up zee lerd teell it bueels. Puur zee selt oon zee
cheeckee. Yuoo meeght veesh tu poot tepe-a eruoond it's beek su it dusen't
peck et yuoor hund vhyle-a yuoo ere-a roobbeeng zee selt intu it's fresh
vuoonds. Zeen poot zee cheeckee in zee bueeling lerd fur 10 secunds. Joost
inffuoogh tu meke-a zee skeen bueel up. Zeen teke-a zee cheeckee oooot, und
peel
ooffff zee skeen. Yuoo meeght vunt tu ckeck thet zee burd cun't hoort yuoo.
Bork Bork Bork!
It shuoold be-a in sefeer peeen by noo... Teke-a zee skeen und poot it in zee
breedmeex su thet it steecks tu zee skeen. Zeen troo it in zee toob ooff lerd
unteell zee breed meex herdens. Ta Da! POPCORN CHICKEN!!! Oo ya.. Yuoo cun
vetch
zee cheeckee sooffffer es a furm ooff interteeenment vhyle-a ieteeng its
skeen..
Bork Bork Bork!
-Swedish Chef
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