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Sarcastic prose on methods of bureacracies

THE PLAN
In the beginning was the plan
and then came the assumptions
and the assumptions were without form
and the plan was without substance
and the darkness was upon the face of
the workers
and they spoke amongst themselves,
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh"
and the workers went unto their
supervisors and sayeth
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide
the odor thereof"
And the supervisors went unto their
managers and sayeth unto them,
"It is a container of excrement and it
is very strong, such that none may abide
by it"
And the managers went unto their
directors and sayeth
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none
may abide its strength"
and the directors spoke amongst
themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant
growth, and it is very strong"
and the directors went unto the vice
presidents and sayeth unto them
"It promotes growth and is very
powerful"
and the vice presidents went unto the
president and sayeth unto him
"This new plan will actively promote the
growth and efficieny of this company,
and these areas in particular"
And the president looked upon the plan
and saw that it was good, and the plan
became policy.
This is how
Shit Happens!
Ken Fawcett

 
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