The School Bus Conspiracy

by No More Moons?

The Communists won't stop, I tell ya! They've penetrated another aspect of life: transportation. And they're using school buses!

Everyone knows school buses are fricken' annoying. You can't pull up ahead of them, they carry CRAP, and they're so incredibly slow. School buses are tied in with the Communist war effort to weaken North America's role. By blocking our cars, they increase the burning of our continental oil reserves, and force us to go (gasp) FOREIGN SOIL!!!

But I have a plan. We replace all school buses with sidewalk rickshaws. The little brats don't deserve to use our oil. They're little Communists too. Have you ever seen the garbage they watch on TV? It's all just Red propaganda.

Sharing, SHARING, sharing.

Whenever you leave them alone in a room with a TV and VCR, always be sure to pop in Goodfellas. They won't get warped, they'll get aware.