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/-------------------/\-------------------\
| / \ |
| You / 6 \ A production |
| | 1 | of |
| Know | 8 | |
| |----| Dirty Bird's |
| Your | 3 | Nest BBS |
| | 9 | 150 MB |
| Having | 7 | (A real BBS) |
| |----| |
| Troubles | 7 | Written by: |
| | 6 | Suicidal |
| When... | 8 | Maniac |
| \ 7 / |
| \ / |
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You go to bed with an itching butt and wake up with stinky fingers.

You leave for work and forget where you are going.

You get lost in your own house.

You move and can't find your way home the next day.

You put your underwear on backwards and it turns you on.

You wake up with your head at the foot of the bed.

You wake up dressed and you could have sworn you took your clothes off
before you went to bed.

You wake up in the park with your head on a bum's shoulder.

You take a cold shower and it doesn't work.

You wake up to find yourself sleeping with a blow up doll.

You rear-end Harry Callahan.

You wake up weighing 5 pounds more than when you went to bed.

You sleep through sex.

You wake up with blue ball. (Your balls ache from an all-night HO.)

You go to sleep with the chicken pocks and wake up with measles.

You come home from work and your wife doesn't remember you.

You hit your head on a bookshelf and remember things from a previous
life.


 
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