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Unofficial smiley face dictionary :- )

the unofficial smiley dictionary
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:-) your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection on the computer.

;-) winky smiley. user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
more of a "don't hit me for what i just said" smiley.

:-( frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.

:-i indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley but not quite as
good as a happy smiley

:-> user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-).

>:-> user just made a really devilish remark.

those are the basic ones...here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-: user is left handed

%-) user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*) user is drunk

[:] user is a robot

8-) user is wearing sunglasses

b:-) sunglasses on head

::-) user wears normal glasses

b-) user wears horn-rimmed glasses

:-{) user has a mustache

:-{} user wears lipstick

{:-) user wears a toupee

}:-( toupee in an updraft

:-[ user is a vampire

:-e bucktoothed vampire

:-f bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 user just made a wry statement

:-* user just ate something sour

:-)~ user drools

:-~) user has a cold

:'-( user is crying

:'-) user is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ user is screaming

:-# user wears braces

:^) user has a broken nose

:v) user has a broken nose, but it's the other way

=:-) user is a punk rocker

=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)

+:-) user is the pope or holds some other religious office

|-i user is asleep

|-o user is yawning/snoring

:-q user is a smoker

:-? user smokes a pipe

o-) megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

o :-) user is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-p nyahhhh!

:-d user is laughing (at you!)

:-x user's lips are sealed

:-& user is tongue-tied

:-c user is really bummed

<|-) user is chinese

<|-( user is chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

c=:-) user is a chef

@= user is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) user is wearing a santa claus hat

:-o uh oh!

(8-o it's mr. bill!

*:o) and bozo the clown!

d8= user looks like a beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat.

e-:-) user is a ham radio operator

:-9 user is licking his/her lips

[:-) user is wearing a walkman

<:-i user is a dunce

k:p user is a little kid with a propeller beanie

@:-) user is wearing a turban

the invisible smiley

.-) user only has one eye

,-) ditto...but he's winking

c=}>;*{)) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a hin (edfh?)

note: a lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.

:) midget smiley

:i hmmm...

:( sad

:[ real downer

|^o snoring

:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache

:-0 smiley orator

:-? smiley smoking a pipe

}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin

:-8( condescending stare

drama :-( comedy :-) surpise :-o suspense 8-|

a pig:

:@)

bon jovi:

###
#:-)
###

ed koch:

#
:-)
#

bozo the clown:

###
:o)
###

wilt chamberlin:

:-)

willie shoemaker:

:-)

a schizophrenic:

*!#*!^*&:-)

a manic depressive:

:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ....

Charlie Chapman:

:-=0

a philosopher:

?:-)

a cadaver: (thanks, lestat)

8-||

a skull:

8<||

hope you enjoy these ... WHD
 
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