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Two more ST:Voyager/Gilligan's Island theme song p


Voyager Theme Song
( to the tune of "Gilligan's Island" )

Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started at this Bajoran Port,
Aboard this Fed'ration Ship!
The mate was a Native Amer-i-can,
The skipper, a chick... well, sure!
Our crew set out that fateful day,
On another five year tour.
Another five year tour!

The plot, it started getting weak,
The tiny ship was tossed,
Across the space-time contin-u-um,
The Voyager, it was lost!
The Voyager, it was lost!
The ship wound up too far away,
To return before they died.

With the Ind-i-an,
The Captain too!
The Hol-o-gram,
And the Maquis!
The new re-cruit,
The black Vulcan and the al-i-ens,
Here on Star Trek Voy-a-ger!



Another Voyager Parody
(to the tune of Gilligan's Island)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started out at Dee-Ess-Nine
Aboard a Starfleet ship.
The _Voyager_'s Intrepid-Class,
Her crew, newly assigned;
Her mission: To locate the Maquis
Gul Evek couldn't find.
(Evek couldn't find)

Into a deadly nebula
Our starship, she did roam.
But, hit by the Caretaker's distortion wave,
She's carried far from home.
(Carried far from home.)
The ship appeared in the midst of
The uncharted Delta Quad...

With Jane-[a]-way,
Tom Paris, too;
Young Ensign Kim;
Cha-ko-tay;
The Half-Kling-ahhhnnn;
The Holo-Doc, and Tuvok
Lost in space for a while...

So this is the tale of our cast-a-ways
They're in for a long warp drive;
They'll have to travel really fast
To make it home alive.
Chakotay and the Captain too
Must do their very best
To merge Starfleet and Maquis crews
With help from Neelix and Kes.

No Earth, no base, no allied ships,
Federation or Maquis,
Like ears on a Ferengi,
They're far-apart as can be...
So join us every week, Trek Friend;
You're sure to pick a nit
With plot-line inconsistencies
In each "Voyager" script...

 
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