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Why Worry?
(105) Thu 7 Mar 91 18:10
By: John Banner
To: All.
Re: WHY WORRY? (From the Fotoprint Funnies).
St:
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@MSGID: 1:340/32 27d6f278
* Original: FROM.... Vincent Evans
* Original: TO...... All
* Forwarded by...... Maximus-CBCS v1.02 at 1:340/32.0
WHY WORRY?
There are only two things to worry about;
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;
But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about;
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;
If you die, there are only two things to worry about;
Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.
If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about;
But if you go to Hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,
that you won't have any time to worry!
--- Maximus-CBCS v1.02
* Origin: Nu Net (1:340/32)
@PATH: 340/32 340/14
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