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Activist Times #07
Activist Times, Inc #7
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all the print that's fit for newz.
8/28/88
Infomaniack bbs had a new sysop for about 6 days. Her name is
Pinky. She'll check in now and then, but it'll mostly be remote these
days, as she's hiding somewhere near navy housing for a few months.
This issue comes about without its contributing editors. I'll be the
only one writing for this. This may suck, or it may come out good, but
I'm on a "roll", and I decided to put this one out in 4 hours. So pick
it up tomorrow around 6am!!!
WWaArRnNiInNgG,, wWaArRnNiInNgG.. DDaAnNgGeErR,, dDaAnNgGeErR...
No. your duplex isnt screwing up. That was to get your attention. A
chemist down at the local germ warfare distributor just warned me about
a book he saw around my coffee table the other day.
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK!!! Do not use it for more than reading material,
inspiration, and fun without first consulting with a physicist,
chemist, your local science teacher, or some other form of drugz
expert. The chemical eqations are simply infested with minor
miscalculations that just might be lethal. I dont have the book near
me right now (using the laptop to publish this moment) otherwise I'd
cite an example, but picture yourself following instructions verbatim,
and having to answer to why you are missing your entire right arm,
and why there's a wick sticking out of your elbow.
At any rate, if you use Anarchist Cookbook, keep in mind that this
happened; whether purposely, or by mistake.
IE: play carefully; but do play.
How to get a FREE meal at a nice restaurant:
Impersonate a contest winner Call them up and tell them their
brunch has been moved back a day due to high traffic this week.
Then show up as them and prepare to feast. Big 4stars rarely ever
ask for proof that you are who you are.
# # # # # # # # # # # # #
# # # # # #
# THE INFAMOUS ATI #'S #
# SECTION!!!. LOVE IT #
# # #There ain't much # #
# # But what we got iz#
# good!!! #
# # # # # # # # # #
"Where's that confounded bridge?"
Jimmy Page
Led Zeppelin
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
: 1-800-999-chat use your mc or :
: visa; or get one:
: .95 per minute. :
: journalizes :
: discretely to your card.:
: 1-800-999-2428 (same damn thing:
: can't you read a :
: touchpad??? hehehe :
:
Flash!!! Fah-Q just walked in and made his deadline. (Gee, I hope
Minuteman shows up. He's got about 2 hours left on his deadline, and he
doesnt even know it. hehehe)He has a poem for us. Right now, we're
gonna verify some of these #'s for ya.
A word on "550" chatlines. My e-girlfriend worked a couple weeks
at one of the 550 chatlines. Her job was to connect to the system and
pretend she was a female paying for the call.
She was also told she had to perform phone sex if asked by a paying
customer. Although she enjoyed learning a lot about fone stuff, she
couldnt handle sucking face over the phone.
Feel used? Some (most) of these girls are being payed to act
like your newphound phrend. Makes you think about the 603 bridge and
Heidi, Dawn, Fawn, Cheri, and Shauna, eh?
714-835-5111 Orange County Bell :
: newsline :
: 213-621-4141 southern cal. nline:
: 312-368-8000 chicago bell newz :
: 313-223-7223 Michigan Bell newz :
:
Pat Robertson told Dan Rather he will definitely run for '92.
700 CLUB has made its budget quite lean lately now that he lost
the race for '88. A call to their prayer line used to be 1800-456-0700.
You'll now have to dial 1-ac-#. Bummer huh? You gotta pay. He ran out
of money. Makes ya wonder what kind of money the guy has used and/or
intends to use. God's money? His money? Your money?
412-633-3333 pennsylvania airline :
: newz :
: 414-678-3511 Wisconsin Bell newz :
:
New London, Ct. participates in National Ski Patrol. Can you
believe that??? What a scream. There's NFW (No ....ing Way) to ski
New London. There's nothing here. Can you believe spending money for
something that'll never be used??? You can tune them in at 155.340
on your scanner when in southeastern connecticut. What a trip,
eh? Well, then again, with the US Government, that comes as no major
surprise, eh?
Stingray from Jersey gives us this one: He was minding his own
business working as night shift front desk clerk at the local hotel
when a guy calls him.
"Hello, this is ... ... with abc Credit card company, and we're
checking for fraudulent cardz. Could you read me back the last few
cc #'s in your series???"
Stingray says this seems to work best on immigrant type people.
He speaks hardly any english and felt that may have set him off and
made him ready to believe anyone.
516-234-9914 some New York info :
: line. :
: 518-471-2272 New York bell info :
: 01-507-64-5353 major lopez. :
: 28-5166 Manuel Noriega :
: 717-255-5555 'nudda Pennsylvania :
: news line :
:
: :
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RE: General Dynamics.
If companies throughout the US are pulling off this Blitz Krieg
the lump sum in leu of cost-of-living increases; They're basically
showing that rather than moving away from the need for strong unions, we
are beginning to need them much again.
We made a move away from union necessity in the late 50's and 60's
when the powers-that-be started behaving. Just when unions start feelin
it's ok to disband soon; Reagan goes and brings us back to the 1920's
where we needed watchdogs like the teamsters, AFL-CIO, MDA, MTC,
boilermakers, etc.
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- e d i t o r i a l -
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JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET BUSH DONT MEAN I GOTTA GO SCREWING BIRDS.
or Quayle, Quayle. Why you buggin.
Why is the press going after every picqune little thing they can
get on Big Yupster, Dan Quayle? I mean, if he was screwing sheep
or AIDS infested Englishmen, that's one thing, but a 17 month mistake
on his resume? Serving his country's mainland rather than forcing our
beliefs on other countries? Being almost as rich as Bentsen? Gimme a
break. Find something substantial, guys; or shut the phuch up.
It's time we faced the facts, guys.
The press is going after Quayle because they cannot get direct
proof on Bush's activities with the CIA, Manuel Noriega, and the drug
dealers of NYC, Massachussetts, etc. They can only enter in court that
he was FRIENDS with Noriega? Baloney.
Bush phunded Noriega's Cocaine Cartel for months, years, and we're
gonna vote him in so he can phund it for decades!!!
It is time for Fah-Q's corner
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/
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:
I feel that the Amerikan :
public is gonna vote in '88 :
the way Massachussetts voters:
voted in '60. They're gonna :
weigh the issues, read the :
press, then march right in the polls
and vote for the best looking candidate
KIDS GAMES S.K. ©1988
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The world it spins
and grass is green
The birds fly
and children cry
Here come the clouds
Dark they block the day
Rain falls
Mud is everywhere
Children seem not to notice
that the end is near
"Mommy, why are you crying?"
"Daddy, why must we leave?"
And the baby smiles
"Attention, attention. This is an
emergency broadcast"
"Daddy, can we play a game?"
"Take cover, prepare for nuclear war"
"Mommy, is it dinner time yet?"
And the baby laughs
"30 minutes til impact" (midnite)
"mommy.... mommy... mommy?"
"Daddy? Where's mommy?"
And the baby learns the truth
Pain, fear, nothingness.
And a child writes
Dear Peace
Where did you fall?
The world is in termile
Cant you hear us?
We scream our hearts out
Dear War
Can you go away?
Peace wont see the light
When war, it wants to fight
These are the letters
Sent out in vain
war took over long ago
when peace took the train
Dear Freedom
What do you need?
Is it a helping hand?
Or do you want Peace?
Dear Leaders
Listen to our cries
When we wanna be directed
You fill our eyes with lies.
Dear Love
Why forsake the people
do our hearts have to lament?
Memories we soon forget
Dear Loneliness
It's all give and take
the more we try for happiness
the more loneliness we make
Dear Dreams
see the light of day
no matter how long we cry
the nightmares wont go away
To whom it may concern
out there the heart and soul still bleed
give away for nothing
and the world, it shows its greed
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
'by spk. (Fah-q) dedicated to'
' Tina. the love of my life '
' '
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
FEMA COULD BE E.B.!!!
In one of the issues, we told you that FEMA mission cant be
carried out at Electric Boat division of Gen Dynamics ??? Well,
guess what? They just got approved to build a house sized incinerator
to burn classified docs. Hmmm. Guess what those incinerators resemble
greatly? Can you spell stove?
Sorry to make any Jewish people shudder. I got a shiver up my spine
too.
"Oops, sorry. Didnt mean to accidently push that second class
citizen in there. Anyone need any rope, or lampshades?"
I'm not saying I like Morton a lot, But here's a few quotes from
the guy that show a true thinker is there:
* There is no way to seperate the poverty issue from the race issue.
* We've got to free black people and other minorities, and the way to do
that is to give them a truly equal opportunity to compete.
/by the way, August is the /
/anniversary of Anne Frank's/
/arrest. Something to think /
about... /
* I am sick and tired of the liberals proclaiming that they are the
only people in the country concerned about civil rights.
* When today's liberal says blacks cannot take care of themselves, he
is exhibiting his hidden racism.
* people cannot take care of themselves?
* Baloney!
* It is up to us to give them an equal opportunity to take care of
themselves, then step aside to let them do it.
/by the way. Mort, Mort, Mort is /
/right now, staying a week at the/
/appollo theater in Harlem. He /
/promised he'll have an answer by/
/the end of the week. I doubt he/
will have quite that, but he's /
certainly doing what he does /
best: getting people talking. /
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . .o.n. .a. .m.o.r.e. . . . . .
.................................
. .p.o.l.i.t.i.c.a.l. . .n.o.t.e.
.................................
Abbie Hoffman says get October's issue of Playboy magazine if you
wanna know the real truth about George Bush... The man who might be
president.
The way Abbie's talking, this might be the nail that tucks the guy
in. Then again, if no one cares to read it, things might go on
biz-as-usual. But read it. I think old wimpus George is gonna have a
LOT to answer to.
And if I know Abbie, we mean a LOT!!!
Some Wild
Tyke Always
Runs To
Indiana Carrying
Kilroy Happily
Eddified.
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You guessed it. Strikewatch is still going strong. And as long as
Poland's going nuts, Korean students are flippin out, and EB workers
are asking the Teamsters for their help, Strike watch will be
tabulated daily.
date, northgate, main, engineer, south
15) 0 14 10 4
16) 1 12 13 2
17) 3 7 8 5
18) 2 9 10 4
19) 1 4 1 0
20) 4 4 8 12
21) 3 4 5 6
22) 6 3 3 3
23) 6 25 15 18
24) 3 5 8 3
25) 6 3 6 0
you past 4th grade??? YOU DO THE MATH. I'm sick and tired of averagin
em out.
:well, ok. this has been:
:ATI-7. Hope you liked :
: it. Look for the next :
- - issue sometime around - -
. middle of september when .
. we: .
. 1) interview Hypatia .
. Lee... .
. 2) announce the .
. loss of the .
. philipines as .
. a listening .
. post... .
. 3) show .
. you .
. how .
. to.
. .
. build a mortar that'll blow up a condo; when
the bomb is just the size of a watch battery...
4) run our fingers thru Morton Downey's hair... or
5) Drink beer at the Silver Bullet. Where the hell IS that place
anyways???
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