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Activist Times International #106
106. 12-20-97
And now here's Rabbi Marc Harry Ehrenfrucht with his terrific High
Holy Holiday Tomato Hanuka Tonic.
Reb Marco here, Honniktonnik. Mazaltov.
Or was that molotov?
Halitosis? Here goes.
Peel a tomatoe, I mean a lemon. Lemon peel.
Holidays gotcha grumpy???
Try this:
1 lemon
1 ton tomatoe
1 TBsp. maple syrup
1 glass hot tapwater
2/3 hawaian ice cubes
4 pieces parsley
Salt to taste
Lips to kiss
Legs that kill
Add pineapple for eyes to die for.
Put it all in a blender and say, "ah."
Or was that oy?
Merry X-men-mas. GenerationXmas.
And don't forget to give baby ben jesse
All your undivided intentions.
Prime Anarchist Opinion. (if you don't like it then send yours in!)
"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK."
-Swisher et al.
I think it's more important these days an owner be covered with
a prominently displayed sign than that anyone ACTUALLY clean their hands,
huh?
"PLEASE EXCUSE OUR MESS WHILE WE CORDON OFF 3 AISLES AT A TIME WITH
SHIPPING TAPE AND PAPER TOWELS AND USE THESE SLOW HOURS TO WASH, WAX,
AND BUFF FLOORS, RESTOCK SHELVES, REPAIR FIXTURES LISTEN TO LOUD MUSIC,
AND DO ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT 10 YEARS AGO WERE DONE WHEN A STORE
CLOSED DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS."
-SS&S;ST&PT. Super Stop and Shop; Shipping Tape
and Paper Towel Division.
<picture>
Two signs next to each other on a turn-off from route 1, USA.
/CONDOS/ /PAWN/
/ FOR / /SHOP/
/ SALE / / /
hmmm...
I-69 -- LAREDO TO QUEBEC: MENAGE A TRADE.
by prime anarchist
Canada eating out Mexico.
Virtual orgy.
Everybody trucking everybody else.
None of the "No-view-riche" knowing who to thank;
But all of the poor of the
Poorest of the poor certainly
Knowing who to blame.
& US in the middle of it all.
Money, perhaps at the root of all obscenity.
Insanity.
Nympho-consumero-expando-destructo-maniacs abound.
And the environment?
Do the words "suffer bitch," come to mind?
Untitled Skeleton
by marco
October twenty nine, nineteen seventy nine--
Oscar and Theresa were putting in some serious overtime.
'Twas an Old Testament reading in Salvador, India; simultaneously;
When will this bloodshed stop???
Saint Oscar martyred nineteen eighty...
When will this bloodshed stop???
Entombed by the Catholic political society.
Madre dio! When will this bloodshed stop???
Gospel totally opposes vatican council two:
Protestant coalition sells Salvation for souls --
Hoo.
Old chrisT cOnsTiTuTed pOsTure, nOT Official sTance.
GovernmenT respOnsible fOr giving pOOr a chance.
YOung mary magdalene likely dOth apprOve,
Old SainT Theresa prOb'ly smiles -n- dances tOO.
(you notice washing
Roohah, hoo. haroo. tonion looks so very
much like draconian???)
Washington foreign policy toward all, conservationitorian,
You needn't a thinktank to see who cannot live.
Fernando,
Cancel my appointment with the Pope.
Hold all my calls you dolt. I'm going to be
A pahtr'n of the Ahts.
Meanwhile, as the multinational corporate gnostic
Foetuses come out objecting to the moral
Majority old right guard;
Skeletons rip out of earth; roll as
Bones, jawed on a picket white yard;
Enter Cerberus' casino. Try a door: woof.
Snake eyes. -OO-
march 26, 1996. Minnesota
LETTERS TO ATI:
Wishing you peace and love...
http://www.bluemountain.com/cards/box4659/ati7243szv8046.html
From: Ali Shehzad Zaidi
If the dance of the peacock can bring forests of desire, orchards of
fulfillment, into being, if the ghost dance of the Lakota can transfigure
the landscape with ancestral memory, then fusing our horizons into
history
we can remove from our universities this blight of statistics and
mendacity
and corporate logos and smiling men in suits. For an education that is a
shared adventure, not an ordeal of solitary confinement, for a human
condition in which we have fallen in love, for what The University wanted
to
be before it ever was, for the messages sieved from the prophetic sea of
images in our midst, for the moon that replenishes this night: restore
the
imagination to our curricula -- our very lives.
In other words, revolution now.
Ali
=) x (=
Prime Anarchist World News.
This one swiped from the Onion:
NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that
the #3 consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a
Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will
soon join the show's cast.
"The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame
Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia
Willis, public-relations director for D. "But the letter D
does not condone the sort of morally questionable lifestyles that
Sesame Street is advocating with the introduction of this new character.
It can no longer in good conscience associate itself with the show."
Willis said D's withdrawal is effective immediately, and applies
to both capital and lower-case versions of the letter.
The gay muppet, "Roger," will be introduced on Sesame Street
Dec. 23, CTW director Leslie Charren said. Thus far, no other sponsors
have pulled out, though the number seven has requested an
advance tape of the episode before it makes a decision.
Many public-television insiders believe D's withdrawal was
motivated by a desire not to alienate religious conservatives,
a section of the population that employs the letter frequently.
"D is for, among other things, demagoguery, dogma and doctrine,
words crucial to right-wing groups like the Christian Coalition," said
Yale University political-science professor J. Wright Franklin.
"It is likely that D felt it could ill afford to offend such a
large segment of its users."
While a long-term replacement for D has not yet been secured
by Sesame Street, the number three will temporarily fill in for it
in a number of the show's animated shorts. Other pieces will simply
skip from C to E, with vocalists stretching out C into two syllables
to match the rhythm of the alphabet song.
Sesame Street is stung by the sudden departure of its longtime
supporter. Speaking to reporters, cast member Cookie Monster said:
"Me disappointed letter D choose to end relationship with Sesame Street
due to pressure from extremely vocal minority. We accused of endorsing
deviant lifestyle. Me say homosexuality natural, not immoral.
Diversity and enrichment. That good enough for me."
http://www.theonion.com
PAWN /Washingmachineton/ ALL US TROOPS WILL BE INOCULATED AGAINST ANTHRAX.
The largest peace-time boat-lift on-going in US history.
"Not since Joesph Smith canoed three Hopi and 7 Navajo down
the Rio Grande, has a larger percentage of a population voluntarily
undergone tic-bite treatments," said Joseph Biafra, of CDC.
Four ships a day will port off Plum island, L.I for the next seven
months, while soldiers, sailors and marines undergo 3 days and 4 nites
each of beer-drinking, carousing and letting ticks bite them in hopes
that they will catch anthrax, according to Biafra.
"Thems that live'll be thems that make us stronger," said
Connecticut Governor John Jacob Rovland at a recent rock concert held
to raise funds for the Long Island Island.
HOW DO YOU GET THESE #'S
by The Miserable
Pick a proposed casino
any casino
Pick a hundred people
any people
# people for casino: 3
# people against: 86
# who will gamble, eat, attend shows there
once it opens: 98.
Recite after me:
"This Does Not Compute.
Singin' Cripple Creek, CT. © June 15, 1995 marc frucht
(F) --
(C7) (F)
-- --
(C7) (F)
All of this and a whole lot more
In Cripple Creek Connecticut
It's boom or bust while the ships go rust
Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut.
As a wayward boy rides a 10-speed bike
To put a couple quarters in a video game.
Now a 5-dollar token holds a promise of gold.
Trading up for a limosine ride.
People putting up their homes for sale
Saying they're so fed up you know
Not sellin low to the local folk,
Holding out 'til the price comes up.
(spoken) ('n who d'ya think'll buy 'em)
Protestant clergyman parks his car
To self-serve gas and cast a lot.
Ten in the tank and a lottery scratch.
To see if he can hit a jackpot.
5 tykes 5 slides 5 amusement rides
In a Rondald McDonaldland
3 go home without any trouble
2 wait while daddy goes for snake eyes or doubles.
A jail cell locks up voting machines
Along with a baseball betting book
2 of a kind beats a Royal Flush
When the loser gets a recount took.
Mall architect adopts a pet
Abused greyhound from the plainfield lot
Says gambling is Satan's root
But she'll cocktail wait making loose ends meet.
All of this and a whole lot more
In Cripple Creek Connecticut
It's boom or bust while the ships go rust
Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut.
JOURNAL POEM 33
Dedication: Juan & Edgar: Father & Son.
Nothing rhymes with viener schnitzel
3 turtles walk gardenward out
Of the north seeking vegetation.
Heyoka moon wanes. 3 questions:
Must war tear every square
Foot of the earth?
When will the blood stop spilling??
Who left out Revelation to John 22:22???
So there we were thinking,
"Here we are."
Direct non-violent confrontation
Door County should make
Cherry flavored potato chips.
Can't taste as bad as the trees smell.
Cinco de Mayo
Carbon monoxide
Deisel truck drives by
Jogger coughs once more;
Rain makes it smell worse
Sick to his stomach
May 5th - his first run.
Washing hands and face in the lower
Spring each morning -- a good time
To see animal tracks.
Surely you share this spring.
Turn thirty really close to the
Vernal equinox while de-icing the
Windshield at LaGuardia airport.
Hyssop cleans the temples.
Mall full of beer-bellied men
& anorexic-looking women makes for
Feeling sick and sorry for society.
Mecca and mime sit silently saying, "..."
Polka Haiku:
Learning new songs on
Accordian, guitar, voice,
Reworking old ones.
Gadzookamaluga!
Chubbs says he's waiting
For Vatican III in 3-D.
"So what's a soy rabbi?" I ask
Receiving lesson about the over-
Specializing of everything american.
"I'm in charge of health foods,"
He says, "herbs, anything to do with
What's good for you -- shampoo's
Soaps, etc."
Oy, soy rabbi.
Wisconsin. Like a borscht
Without brussels sprouts.
That's all s/he wrote.
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