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BLaH Magazine #17
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Presents
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"Knowing When To Twit"
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Chessman
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Anyone who's ever been on a chat line knows that you get all kinds
of twits, modem word for losers, on them. You've got your basic
schitzophrenic, mass murderer (or someone aspiring to be one), 31 year olds
who have no life but to hangout with 13 year old girls and beg for play,
and, my favorite, the horny adolescent. Well, anyway, I'm on this super
lame chat line, where your not allowed to express anything and almost
everybody has Zer0 <hint> personality, and I figure why not log on as a girl,
say Jill, and see if I can get some loser to hit on me.
I got more than that...
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* Names are kept to persecute the guilty... *
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P#6(T1:Mike) How old are you, baby? <--- Some people never made it out of
the 70s
Chessman to Mike: I'm 16. How old are you?
P#2(T1:WaveRider) im taking a survey <--- Harmless flurting?
on who is still in their pajamas
P#6(T1:Mike) 18, are you horny? <---You know you've got a twit when he
immediately goes for the kill...
Chessman to Mike: Not really. are you?
P#2(T1:WaveRider) im doing good
now that im awake!
P#1(T1:Blabber) I know a good wave <--- Who is this loser?
to ride. Yours!
P#6(T1:Mike) yes
Chessman to Mike: What do you want me to do about it?
P#2(T1:WaveRider) ahhhhh naughty <--- What's going on in his mind?
girl! suck me baby!
Chessman to WR: Unfortunately, sucking you could be difficult due to
the abnormal features of my face.
P#6(T1:Mike) I'd like to fuck you <--- Wow! 13 years old tops!
P#2(T1:WaveRider) how old are you
Jill? Im 21
Chessman to Mike: A little forward aren't we?
P#2(T1:WaveRider) <squeeze> <--- What does he think he's squeezing?
P#6(T1:Mike) it beats bullshittitting.
P#6(T1:Mike) I want to eat your <--- No more X rated tfiles for him!
hot pussy
Chessman to Mike: why? do you think i would let you?
P*6(T1:Mike) would you like me too? <--- Speaks for itself... hahaha!
I am good at it! I read a book.
P#2(T1:Mike) Ill make you feel good
Chessman to Mike: How. What do you do? Did you read a book on that too?
P#2(T1:Mike) Nope I got hands on. <--- Hands on his own dick that is...
P#2(T1:Mike) stick my tongue in
deep and lick you sweetly with
long strokes
Chessman to Mike: ahhhhh.. please more. you're contributing <--- How ya
more than you know. more! like that?
BLaH
P#2(T1:Mike) then rub my tongue <--- Too much cable for this boy!
in circles around your sweet clit
P#2(T1:Mike) when I head your soft
moans I will move down and insert
my hot tongue slightly into your
hot cunt
Chessman to Mike: BLaH <--- A little plug...
#6(T1:Jill) reJill <--- Or Chessman... Whichever you prefer..
P#2(T1:Mike) are you wet?
Chessman to Mike: I'm dipping myself into a vat of lime jello. <--- What?
Chessman to Mike: My jigglers hurt! <--- A little jello joke...
P#2(T1:Mike) I want to fuck you
Chessman to Mike: Ok put your dick in your hands, and we'll have modem sex!
Chessman to Mike: Now rub it. Slowly. Pull the skin, slowly.
P#2(T1:Mike) I move back to your
clit and suck softly
P#5[T1:]( Deathangel's ) Sometimes <--- Hmmm... WaCKy boy!
I hit on the female nons just to
rip on 'em....
You can quote that for BLaH if
ya like
Chessman to Mike: Rub it between your hands, and <--- Woooo... Where'd that
think of my fat pussy grinding into your thigh come from? Too many
sex tfiles for me too..
P#2(T1:Mike) I am rubbing my hard
cock slowly
P#2(T1:Mike) it is large and hard,
about 8"
Chessman to Mike: Are you sure? Measure it.
P#2(T1:Mike) Ok. Maybe 6 inches. <-- If that pal...
P#2(T1:Mike) my hard cock moves
slowly up and down your hot slit
P*2(T1:Mike) do you really want <--- Pathetic. He measured it...
to know how long it is?
P#1(T1:Mike) I put it outside of <--- I've seen better in 3-2-1 Contact
your pussy and apply just a bit
of pressure
Chessman to Mike: Faster now. Don't JUMP to conclusions though.
P#1(T1:Mike) my cock is hard as <--- Despite the size, he's right.
a rock, it was been hard for a We're about 20 minutes into
long time the conversation...
Chessman to Mike: Rub fast and think of me in a sPa. Imagine you're
stabbing me like a murderer.
P#1(T1:Mike) it is long and thick, <--- He's talking about his asshole
about 2-2 1/2" thick of course. He spent a short time
in prison with a sweet man named
Bubba...
Chessman to Mike: COME MIKE! COME like never before!
P#1(T1:Mike) I feel it building
up
P#1(T1:Mike) I am rubbing faster
#5(T1:Jill) re Jill <--- Once again I return..
P#1(T1:Mike) what a mess <--- About a spoonful, at most
P#1(T1:Mike) about 5 large spurts
ya
P#1(T1:Mike) are you really a girl <--- Uh oh... he's catching on!
P#1(T1:Mike) its still hard, pumping <--- Or maybe not...
P#1(T1:Mike) I can come 2-3 times
and still be hard
Chessman to Mike: That's quite a feat!
P#1(T1:Mike) give you it deep
Chessman to Mike: Please Mike. More! I love this!
Chessman to Mike: Unfortunately Mike. My name is <--- Key time...
Chessman and captured Embarass the shit
everything you said. It out of the twit!
will soon be released in Privately first...
a BLaH file.. so clean
up and get ready for ultimate
humiliation! hahahaha!
P#1(T1:Mike) pumping hard and fast, <--- Still at it?
moving in circles
P#1(T1:Mike) you feel my hut cum
spurt deep within you
#5(T1:Chessman) .p1hahahahaha <--- Now publically!
P#1(T1:Mike) cool <--- Good sport! That's
all in the fun!
P#1(T1:Mike) big long and hairy
#5(T1:Chessman) yes.. that's it.
Mike is now the twit of the month
for BLaH... he's the 1st monthly
recipient but there WILL be more..
#5(T1:Chessman) hitting on women
over the modem is definitely an
immediate brandishing! hahaha
#5(T1:Chessman) masturbating over
the modem is worse!
#5(T1:Chessman) WaCKy! BLaH!
And so ends the saga of the LameR... or does it. Ever since I
learned to capture things, I've had some wonderfully bizarre and insane
conversations. We'll see.
{---Uh Huh!--------------------------------------------------------------}
One day two women were walking through the wilderness, and they
happened to stumble upon a set of tracks. One said, "Hey those look an awful
lot like raccoon tracks." The other insisted, "Those are chicken tracks."
They were still arguing when the train hit them...
Chessman
{---End of Files... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90? says "8776 Bytes Total"------------}
Writers-Chessman If it says BLaH,
Guido Sanchez it probably is not.
Constantine
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