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Tribbles from Hell Message Thread
#: 38524 Sb: #Tribbles
Fm: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
To: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733 (X)
Ohhh...that's terrible!
Course..if you get the wok hot enough..they don't scream
long<best Vincent Price laugh>
#: 38666 Sb: #38524-#Tribbles
Fm: NCC-1701 75766,1274
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
Torture them suckers. But remember,
"In space no one hears a tribble scream"
#: 38682 Sb: #38666-#Tribbles
Fm: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
To: NCC-1701 75766,1274 (X)
I don't eat mine in space..it's hell trying to get 'em through the helmet.
#: 38756 Sb: #38682-#Tribbles
Fm: Neutron.Man 72115,1205
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
Yeah, and it's just not the same if ya 'La Machine' em and put em in dem little
squeeze tubes.
#: 38877 Sb: #38874-Tribbles
Fm: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
(And I'm paying cash for this?????) Anyway, shall we get ethnic? Gefilte
tribbles? Tribbles and Lox? Matzo balls and tribble soup? Shwarma made with
tribbles instead of garbanzo beans? Tribble kabobs?
#: 38528 Sb: #38451-Tribbles
Fm: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
To: NCC-1701 75766,1274 (X)
You don't...that's why they go crunch!
#: 38602 Sb: #38463-#Tribbles
Fm: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733
To: The Speaker 76505,57 (X)
Announcing TRIBBLE MOTEL. The tribbles check in ... but they DON'T check out
(and they scream for release until you put the Motel on the floor and STOMP
it)!
#: 38738 Sb: #38602-Tribbles
Fm: The Speaker 76505,57
To: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733 (X)
You'll find them at your local drugstore, right between the Roach Motels and
the mini-mouse torture chambers...
#: 38697 Sb: #Tribbles
Fm: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
Forget about EATING Tribbles!!! The full length Tribble coat I bought for my
girlfriend is ten times nicer than her old chinchilla. (and George thought
"Exploding Stomaches" was SICK!!!) I mean, talking about pixie stix, and
fizzies brought back some old (if disgusting) memories, but this is sacrilege!.
#: 38871 Sb: #38697-Tribbles
Fm: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
To: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
Hmmm..how would YOU like to skin enough tribbles to make a coat. It would be
like skinning mice.
#: 38698 Sb: Tribbles
Fm: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
To: TOM KENNEDY 74176,774 (X)
And you thought eating crabs was bad. What with all that shell and all...
#: 38700 Sb: Tribbles
Fm: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
Of course!!! With a little HOT mustard?!?!?! (this is getting terrible..)
#: 38701 Sb: #Tribbles
Fm: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
To: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733 (X)
I guess I'm a little squeamish. I get mine already butchered. (I've never been
able to pick out my own lobster.)
#: 38810 Sb: #38701-Tribbles
Fm: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733
To: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
Nah. If you get pre-processed tribbles, you lose all the vitamins. I like to
scour the alleys and catch 'em in Tribble Motels and then take 'em home and
STOMP 'em. (I put the Motels in a shallow tray first so I don't lose any of
the natural juicy goodness. Consider this a helpful household hint.) Have you
tried flouring them before deep-frying? Or do you prefer Tribble Tartare?
#: 38702 Sb: #38451-Tribbles
Fm: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
To: NCC-1701 75766,1274 (X)
It has always been my impression that Tribbles were invertebrate....
#: 38745 Sb: #38703-Tribbles
Fm: The Speaker 76505,57
To: Barry S. Lukens 74756,330
Hey! I just read the last 15 messages on this thread! You can't fool me! You
evil, nasty person!
(Be careful, or the IGSPCT will get you!)
(That's Inter-Galactic Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Tribbles....)
#: 38732 Sb: #38451-#Tribbles
Fm: Tappan King 72077,15
To: NCC-1701 75766,1274 (X)
Scott: If you took the bones out, they wouldn't be *crunchy*, would they?
#: 38850 Sb: #38732-Tribbles
Fm: Chris Magarelli 75066,3515
To: Tappan King 72077,15 (X)
"Mmmmmm! Crunchy Tribble!"...
#: 38594 Sb: #38495-#38391-Tribbles
Fm: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733
To: Rita M. 70057,1155
Pop goes the tribble. (Cleaning off the interior glass is a pain, though.)
#: 38759 Sb: tribbles
Fm: Neutron.Man 72115,1205
To: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071 (X)
Thanks for the recipe! I thought it had been irrevocably lost!
#: 38802 Sb: #tribbles
Fm: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071
To: [F2] Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
Just got introduced to this place last week. Have you tried them with
Hollandaise sauce? Cuts the *crunch*, improves the fur, if you choose not to
pick each hair out. Also, have you tried mother's tribble noodle soup?
Start with 3-4 quarts of water, boiling,
Add salt, celery, an onion, and plucked tribbles.
After boiling down into a broth, add carrots, parsley, maybe
a potato or two.
Noodles should, of course, be made from quadrotricicale flour.
Great when you've got the flu.
#: 38875 Sb: #38802-tribbles
Fm: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
To: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071 (X)
I'll be sure to try that next flu season...actually though I've always consider
tribbles a bit like oysters..one tries to swallow them with as little chewing
as possible
#: 38919 Sb: # 101 Uses
Fm: Susan Beth 72467,2701
To: All
People, it's time we broke out of our gastronomic rut and expanded our
horizens. How about contributing to "The Official Sig Book of 101 Uses For
Dead Tribbles"?
For starters: 1. Grease cake pans with them. 2, Use them in place of
nerf balls for indoor sports. 3. Stuff wet boots with them while drying. 4.
Attach a handle and use one as a Johnny mop.
(No suggestions rejected as too bizarre for inclusion.)
#: 38937 Sb: #38919- 101 Uses
Fm: Gabe Wiener 72355,1226
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
How about use them in place of those little squeezy styrophoam things that
fragle things come packed in? Or they might have prosthetic possinilities! What
about shock absorbers?
#: 38971 Sb: #Tribble Recipies
Fm: Dan Eakins 70307,544
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
Ahem.... 1) Baby tribbles are best eaten live. They are not cruncy until
they are at least three days old. They are almost as good as
raw sea urchin. 2) Adult tribbles should be killed before you put them into
the soup.
For obvious reasons. 3) It is preferable to skin the tribble before eating
it, but
not mandatory. 4) For aesthetic reasons, the tribble should be killed before
skinning. 5) The best way to kill a tribble is to stomp it. Try not to be
disturbed by the scream. 6) Stuffed tribbles are considered a delicacy on
many planets.
It is impossible to stuff a tribble unless you kill it first. I hope this
clears up the matter.
#: 38973 Sb: #38971-#Tribble Recipies
Fm: Diane Duane 73156,1660
To: Dan Eakins 70307,544 (X)
There are valuable vitamins in the skin that are lost if you skin the
little creature. A nice tribble baked in its jacket, with butter and sour
cream, is one of the best things in the world. Who needs bacon bits and all
that ther junk?
#: 39070 Sb: #38973-#Tribble Recipies
Fm: Ramona Sepulveda 75076,1737
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
Perhaps the skin can be fried in the manner of pork rinds?
#: 39090 Sb: #39070-#Tribble Recipies
Fm: Diane Duane 73156,1660
To: Ramona Sepulveda 75076,1737 (X)
Yeah, I do that too. They go well baked for a long time with maple syrup &
navy beans.
#: 39195 Sb: #39090-#Tribble Recipies
Fm: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
And then there's Tribble Kibble, the alien pet food for discriminating hamsters
(who themselves make tasty after-dinner treats).
#: 39207 Sb: #39195-Tribble Recipies
Fm: Ray Pelzer (Yoda) 70475,1263
To: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733 (X)
Freeze-Dried Tribble??
Then of course, there's the ULTIMATE.....
You take a tribble skin and mold it into a cup. Then poke a tiny hole
in one side. This done, you now have.....
A TRIBBLE GLASS!!!!!!!
#: 39213 Sb: #39208-#Tribble Recipies
Fm: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071
To: Ray Pelzer (Yoda) 70475,1263 (X)
[And to think I pay for this priviledge?!?!?!&$*#^@%] I've gotten into the
habit of throwing a few into the freezer on Friday nights, so that they are
ready in Saturday for a glorious day of downhill (or cross country) skiing.
They keep very well in the trunk of the car. At lunch, I just pick out 2-3, and
munch away, secure in the knowledge that I'm eating on the run (or the ski
lift) while everyone else has to go indoors for food. The ice crystals don't
seem to be a problem. They're rather like frozen tofu....almost like chicken.
#: 39226 Sb: #39213-#Tribble Recipies
Fm: GHOTI 76556,1523
To: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071
Holloween is coming up, a couple of Tribbles make great little snacks for
the little hoodlums.
Let us not forget Christmas, they make neat little stocking-stuffers. Or
neat little Stuffed stockings.
#: 39267 Sb: #39226-Tribble Recipies
Fm: Tappan King 72077,15
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
For your information, the preferred beverage with tribbles is --- Tribble Sec.
#: 39311 Sb: #39208-Tribble Recipies
Fm: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733
To: Ray Pelzer (Yoda) 70475,1263 (X)
Well, if not, it will do until one comes along. And don't forget that great
olf Steve McQueen movie, THE SAND TRIBBLES; that champagne and liquified
tribble concoction, RIBBLE; and Officer Dibble on TOP CAT. BTW, when I worked
on a weekly paper about ten years ago, there was a much-criticized methadone
clinic in the neighborhood (criticized because its clients were a big police
problem, and the clinic did nothing to ameliorate it). The man running the
clinic was named Triebel, so I'd rund hedlines like "The Trouble with
Triebel's" and "More Trouble at Triebel's." I did this until the publisher got
severely peeved at me.
#: 38974 Sb: #Tribbles
Fm: Diane Duane 73156,1660
To: Dan Eakins 70307,544 (X)
What use is eating a tribble that's NOT crunchy, for pity's sake? You
might as well eat a mink marshmallow.
#: 38993 Sb: #38974-#Tribbles
Fm: Dan Eakins 70307,544
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
I forgot to tell you. Be careful when you stomp on a tribble because they
splatter. It's best to put them in a plastic bag (Hefty is best) and then
stomp on them.
#: 39006 Sb: #38993-Tribbles
Fm: Ray Pelzer (Yoda) 70475,1263
To: Dan Eakins 70307,544 (X)
Qually, a better way than stomping is to put them in the Hefty bag and then
swing said bag over your head and down onto the flat top of a tree stump. This
prevents the unsightly heel-shaped print in the middle of your tribble, which
sad-to-say, does NOT disappear during cooking.
There are several bonuses to this method. First, it allows you to test
the strength of your Hefty bags for centrifugal force (actually though, a true
physicist knows I mean CENTRIPETAL force). Second, you can bash the little
sucker into the stump several times in order to mix the fur evenly into the
rest of the tribble's guts (that is to say, produce Scrambled Tribbles).
Finally, it exercises the muscles required to impress your date the next time
you go to a carnival and want to ring the bell with the oversized
sledge-hammer.
(gee, I hope that got sufficiently gross!)
#: 38978 Sb: #Tribble recipies
Fm: GHOTI 76556,1523
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
Do you serve White wine, or Red with Tribbles?
#: 38981 Sb: #38978-#Tribble recipies
Fm: Diane Duane 73156,1660
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
It depends on the color. With blond or tan tribbles, a nice Poilly Fouisse is
wisest. A good rose (Mouton Cadet, Masson) wil stand up to the more robust
flavor of the brindled varieties. For dark meat (i.e. chocolate and sable
tribbles), use a good strong red like a Chianti or mature Cabernet Sauvignon.
Fetzer is especially nice for this, particularly the '74 vintages, which have
aged remarkably well and produce a memorable *tribble au vin*.
#: 39071 Sb: #38981-Tribble recipies
Fm: Ramona Sepulveda 75076,1737
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
How gauche! I've been serving them with Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters!
#: 39289 Sb: #38981-#Tribble recipies
Fm: MATT GREENWOOD 72637,20
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
What would you suggest as an appetizer?
(This is disgusting)
#: 39332 Sb: #39289-#Tribble recipies
Fm: Diane Duane 73156,1660
To: MATT GREENWOOD 72637,20
Tribble rumaki. You just wrap a slice of bacon around them and broil the
little suckers till they stop screaming.
#: 39419 Sb: #39332-#Tribble recipies
Fm: Bill Leeman 76703,3055
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
And then there's the 'Big Tribble'. Two all furry critters, special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, on a toasted sesame seed bun!!
#: 39433 Sb: #39419-#Tribble recipies
Fm: Diane Duane 73156,1660
To: Bill Leeman 76703,3055 (X)
Aah, the McTribble is junk. Wendy's does them better. "How old are you
now...,how old are you noiw...how old are you, Tribble...."
#: 39434 Sb: #39433-Tribble recipies
Fm: Bill Leeman 76703,3055
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660 (X)
NAAH!!! Wendy's still doesn't have it right!! The Tribbler is the best!!! "Hold
the fuzzies, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us..."
#: 38982 Sb: #38978-Tribble recipies
Fm: Diane Duane 73156,1660
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
And re: those plaid tribbles: Try beer. Asahi is nice. And some wasabe on
the side.
#: 39031 Sb: #38978-Tribble recipies
Fm: Dupa T. Parrot 70040,104
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
With Tribbles you serve Chateau Du T.J. Swann in a paper sack.
#: 39053 Sb: #38978-Tribble recipies
Fm: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
According to my handy gourmet guide...<busily flipping pages and humming
BRIDGE OVER RIVER KWAI>...ah here it is...Coors.
#: 38986 Sb: #101 Tribble uses
Fm: GHOTI 76556,1523
To: Gabe Wiener 72355,1226 (X)
How about specially grown, large ones as a pre-warmed BeanBag Chair.
#: 39022 Sb: #38986-#101 Tribble uses
Fm: Gabe Wiener 72355,1226
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
How about a replacement for casters on printer stands??
#: 39036 Sb: #39022-#101 Tribble uses
Fm: GHOTI 76556,1523
To: Gabe Wiener 72355,1226 (X)
Or at least the little cups my grand-parents used to get caster from
scratching the floor.
#: 39155 Sb: #39022-#101 Tribble uses
Fm: LINDA GREENE 71777,367
To: Gabe Wiener 72355,1226 (X)
How about stuffed into the toes of too-large boots Or, a pair for ear muffs, or
sprinkled with cat-nip for cat toys???
#: 39218 Sb: #39155-#101 Tribble uses
Fm: GHOTI 76556,1523
To: LINDA GREENE 71777,367 (X)
How 'bout for keeping a bed warm on a cold winter's night. You've heard of a
Three Dog Night, so why not a Ten Tribble Night?
P.S. Can Tribbles swim??
#: 39221 Sb: #39218-101 Tribble uses
Fm: Ray Pelzer (Yoda) 70475,1263
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
Naw, wet tribbles smell AWFUL.
#: 39235 Sb: #39218-#101 Tribble uses
Fm: LINDA GREENE 71777,367
To: GHOTI 76556,1523 (X)
How about to stuff your WONDER WOMAN costume if you aren't Lynda carter? They
can only swim in MY pool if they wear a hairnet!!!
#: 39318 Sb: #39235-101 Tribble uses
Fm: Gabe Wiener 72355,1226
To: LINDA GREENE 71777,367 (X)
I still say that Tribbles have definite prosthetic possibilities!!!
#: 39113 Sb: #101 Tribble uses
Fm: NCC-1701 75766,1274
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
How about these:
1) Use the babies as those little balls you find at the heel of women's socks
2) Attach a string and use them to clean out gun barrels.
3) Fill 'em with catnip and give 'em to Morris
4) Paperweights?
#: 39227 Sb: #39113-101 Tribble uses
Fm: George the <SysOp> 76703,2015
To: NCC-1701 75766,1274 (X)
Put them on a stick and use them for Toilet Bowl swabs!
#: 39194 Sb: 101 Tribble uses
Fm: Brad Ferguson 76354,2733
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
You could take two little ones, paste them on your eyes, and pretend you're
Little Orphan Werewolf.
#: 39214 Sb: #101 Tribble uses
Fm: George the <SysOp> 76703,2015
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
Stuff them and use them for badmitton and Tennis (Fuzzy Balls?)
Gut them, replace with hard center, use as Golfballs and Baseballs.
Keep them alive, dip em in paint and let them make pretty murals until they
die, at which point you pry them from the canvas and burn them for heat.
Skin them and use em for carpeting. The Groaci did it with Gribble Grubs.
#: 39425 Sb: 101 Tribble uses
Fm: Bryan Menell 72307,2100
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
Well... the trouble with tribbles is...you could:
1) Put them on the end of your pencil, and spin them
wildly untill they get so dizzy that they beg for mercy.
2) Replace that cold, bare roll-on anti-perspirant ball
with one. What releif!
3)mall ones would make a neat bookmark.
4) Use them to clean off your record collection.
5) Get the lint off your good slacks.
6) Put more lint on your good slacks.
7) Dip them in petrol, eject from cannon and watch
the fireworks.
8) Clean the bottom of your golf shoes.
9) Hang two of them from your rear view mirror.
#: 39435 Sb: 101 Tribble uses
Fm: SHARON FISHER 76012,1147
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
Falsies for hirsute women.
#: 39448 Sb: 101 Tribble uses
Fm: chaos lord 70576,1055
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
Cut a hole in one end, empty out the inside, put drawstrings on it, and use it
as a dice bag for role playing gamers, who always have lots of dice.
#: 38994 Sb: #Tribbles
Fm: Ray Pelzer (Yoda) 70475,1263
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
Debbie.... the secret is to feed the tribble lots of fizzies until he/she/it
turns into a big furry balloon. Then, skinning the little buggers is much
easier and, when the skin is stretched, it takes fewer of them to make a full
coat!
#: 39293 Sb: #38994-Tribbles
Fm: MATT GREENWOOD 72637,20
To: Ray Pelzer (Yoda) 70475,1263 (X)
Well that is silly.... If you feed one toooooo much he(it) will just multiply
, duh.., What you do is shave off the top of his head. tThen you can safely
stuff it. This is a ancient secret so don't reveal this to anyone.
#: 39210 Sb: #39052-#Tribbles
Fm: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071
To: Debbie Halford 72127,1601 (X)
I give my dog one each evening during the late news. He loves to chase them
around the floor, hide them in his bean bag (yes, my denim bean bag was
appropriated by mydog as a puppy and no one is allowed near it any longer),
stash them under the bed (second favorite place after the bean bag), roll them
in his water, and just have a good time with them until he makes it his bedtime
snack. Imagine, what a item! A snack and toy all rolled into one!
#: 39417 Sb: #39210-Tribbles
Fm: Debbie Halford 72127,1601
To: Blanche Cohen 72767,1071
It's awfully hard on the tribble. We have a Labrador and a tribble wouldn't
last 5 seconds.
#: 39405 Sb: #Tribble's
Fm: FrogStar 70007,1500
To: 38919
Recipe's: from The HitchHikers Guide to Galactic Gormet Cooking:
Trifle'
-------
Ingrediants: One Tribble, approx 6 oz., 1/4 lb of butter, one large egg, 1/2
cup of flour, 6 oz of Romulan Aile.
Serve flaming. Feeds two.
tRIBBles
--------
Ingrediants: Four large Tribbles, approx 18 oz each, 8 oz barbacue sauce.
Feeds four.
#: 39408 Sb: #39405-Tribble's
Fm: FrogStar 70007,1500
To: FrogStar 70007,1500 (X)
Uses for a Tribble:
Tribbinsulation
---------------
Add one Tribble to 20 lbs of grain. Poor between walls. Expands to fill.
Keeps house warm in winter, cool in summer. May also emit soothing "warbling"
sound. Also doubles as Klingon detector.
TriBALL
-------
Available in three sizes from Acme products
Small - For amateur golfers. Gaurenteed harmless to pedestrians. Emits
satisfactory "Sqplish" sound when struck.
Medium - Ideal for the little leaguer in the family. Bounces harmlessly of
windows and cars. Makes resounding "Sqplish" sound when hit.
Large - Great on or off the basketball court! Dribble (or Tribble) to your
hearts content. Makes small "Sqplish" when bounced.
TriPAD
------
Use to apply face powder
TribQpine
---------
New, from the people who brought you Frog Leggs, comes our newest product!
Need a pin? How about a needle? Look no more! Just pluck one from this cute
adorable holdes. Makes the cutest "Warouch" sound to let you know it's happy!
Dr. Scholls Tribblpads
----------------------
Apply to sore feet, aching blisters, and those painful corns. Also recommend:
Odor Eatribbles.
#: 39525 Sb: #Tribble Uses
Fm: John McL. 72477,3716
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660
How about a "Tribble Decker Sandwich"?
or
Tribble Flambe'
---------------
3 TBLS butter Chives
2 TBLS oil Parsley
1 medium Tribble (1lb) 4 TBLS Romulan Ale
Salt Few grains of sugar
Pepper 1 jigger brandy (your choice)
Tarragon 1 TBLS lemon juice
Prepare ahead of time: Tribble, slaughtered, allowed to age
3-4 days (for that prized gamey taste), cleaned and diced.
1. heat butter and oil in chaffing dish. Saute' Tribble parts.
2. Add herbs, spices, ale, and lemon juice. Cover and cook 3-4 min.
3. Add sugar, heated brandy and ignite.
Serve on tooth picks. Serves 8-10
#: 39554 Sb: #39536-#Tribble Uses
Fm: John McL. 72477,3716
To: Dupa T. Parrot 70040,104 (X)
Occasionally, although it is traditional to pickle them and serve them
only on High Holidays.
#: 39555 Sb: #101 Tribble uses
Fm: Mike Cesari 74045,606
To: NCC-1701 75766,1274 (X)
yet more:
1. dashboard and steering wheel decoration (applied the same way as
space shuttle tiles)
2. hanging from your rear-view mirror (felt circles to make 'em
look like dice optional)
3. a mouse cover for a Macintosh
4. door nob cover
#: 39797 Sb: #39425-101 Tribble uses
Fm: Susan Beth 72467,2701
To: Bryan Menell 72307,2100
Indeed I did! And how about cutting slits in the tops of the large ones
and using them as self-heating bed booties?
#: 39791 Sb: #39332-Tribble recipies
Fm: MATT GREENWOOD 72637,20
To: Diane Duane 73156,1660
I tried this and i suggest you add Saurian Brandy to it it helps alot. (That
is if you could get a hold of it)
#: 39795 Sb: 101 Tribble Uses
Fm: Susan Beth 72467,2701
To: NCC-1701 75766,1274
Good ones! And how about:
--String them along ropes and use to mark swimming pool lanes.
--Use the larger sized ones as boat bumpers.
--Breed jumbo sized ones and force them up chimneys to remove the soot.
#: 39798 Sb: #39408-Tribble's
Fm: Susan Beth 72467,2701
To: FrogStar 70007,1500
Froggy, I think your "Tribbinsulation" has definite commercial potential!
Query: What happens if you already have mice/rats living within your walls?
What happens when all the grain is gone and the ravenous tribbles begin
erupting from your baseboards? (Can you picture a horror movie titles "PURR!
Attack of the hungry tribbles!"???
#: 39799 Sb: #101 Tribble Uses
Fm: Susan Beth 72467,2701
To: All
Are we overlooking an entire area of uses? What about GENETICALLY
ENGINEERED tribbles?
--Alter them to eat soot and bird droppings and turn them loose
to clean up urban buildings.
--Give them gills and use them to replace the RotoRooter man. (UGH)
--Make their fur coarse and curly and use them as pot scrubbers.
--Increase the volume on their voice and use them for white-noise
generators.
#: 39805 Sb: #39799-101 Tribble Uses
Fm: George the <SysOp> 76703,2015
To: Susan Beth 72467,2701
--Grow them larger and use them to decontaminate nuclear plant piping.
--Shoot them from cannons at the russians, who are alot like Klingons,
after all.
--Make their hair stiff, and sell them to kung fu artists for use as "throwing
Tribbles". Make great gifts.
--Make them a bit larger, a bit softer, and invent a new game that is more fun
than basketball. Tribbles would make a nice "squoosh" noise every time
they got dunked.
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