How to Develop Multiple Personalities

by Mental Ego

WHO you are: You are one person, one body, one entire thing. You were born and you will die. Animals are the same way. But you have a better brain than an animal, learn to use it. Your brain can hold infinate information and memories.

WHAT you do: You live, work, and play. Sometimes you want to make living better by working or playing. Some secret work as in government jobs concerned with the CIA require that you learn the techniques of alter egos to fit into sticky situations. Sometimes you play, to "screw" with people to see their reactions.

Now that you know the "who" and "what" or personality, it's time to go into the specifics.

First, schitzophrenia. Big word. For those who do not know what that is, it is a mental illness that can become very destructive to not only the ill, but to the people around them. There are many forms of this illness.

What is it? One type would be believing that everything is a conspiracy, another would be regression (de-aging mentally), and the final one would be multiple personalities.

DON'T LET THIS TIPS GET YOU MENTALLY ILL! USE IN DIRE STRAITS OR IN SMALL QUANTITIES. PRACTICE LITTLE AND TRY NOT TO TALK TO YOURSELF.

On to the good stuff.

"I tried it before, how come I can't change my personality?"

Okay. Don't change, become. Ask people who you are. Find out if you're good to get along with, happy, moody, hard to predict, whatever.

Let's say that you're a happy and easy to get along with person. Think about something that is not happy or good to get along with. Watch a movie or read a book with a grouch, or study one within your circle.

Study their reactions to people, how they carry a conversation, and how they move. Become this person. Do this with several different types of people.

PRACTICING

You've taken mental notes on who you now what to be, correct? Of course not, I know you won't unless you want to be good. You can't be good unless you take notes.

With your notes, stare at yourself in the mirror and try to create a physical image that correspondes to who you want to be.

Remember: expressions rely on EYES! Yes, eyes. Cover your mouth with you smile and watch your eyes. Do this with sadness, anger, depression, rage, whatever. No one will believe you without facial expressions.

Happy people walk with carefree; sad people trudge; angry people have a general/strait direction; mean people have a bounce.

Hands: scared people like to hide their hands, braver people use lots of motion.

Stature: this should be included with your notes.

Convince yourself in the mirror that you're a new person. Now, drive out to a fast-food place and pretend to be someone from a different country.

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

If you can't get accents down, just try to meet new people at parties. Chicks dig bad-asses or foreigners. If your physical build prevents you from being a bad-ass, pretend to be from a different country by watching films and renting "How To Speak" tapes at your library.

Learn the accent and a few phrases. Be careful, sometimes people can speak different languages. If confronted by accusation, note country accents and slang. If still sought to be a liar, use another langauge that is the same. (German and Dutch)

Lying. Get rid of bad habits. It's hard, yes, but it will go in time.