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"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

-- The First Amendment
(Part of the U.S. Bill of Rights -- Collect the whole set!)

	Sex in God's Words	by NaTaS
	The Bible is a Perverted, Nasty little Porno...Don't Believe me? Well Just read this Essay I wrote with quotes Directly from The Bible.
	BAD Trip Off Benadryl	by cody drawdy
	As a young lad totse helped me get high off of over the counter drugs and i have been doing to for ages but this time it was different.
	Free Microsoft Products	by Bridge 0
	An easy way to get free Microsoft products just by getting access to the product number
	Easy Choice, Hard Decision	by sumfuktupkid
	We are all faced with difficult decisions in our lives where a choice must be made for better or for worse. Many battle with career choices, how to spread out their next pay check, which mansion they want to buy, cat or dog or both, a dozen kids or none, even pepsi or coke. For a little known number of us, the most difficult decision we will ever face is between drugs and love. Some will read this and think it's a simple decision, choose joy over artificial joy, but for those with parallel experiences to mine know that it's hard to decide even though we know what we should do.
	Hardcore Dancing FAQ	by xantagonistx
	A guide to the crowd activities of modern hardcore shows.
	Wal-Mart Jacking	by The CID
	This is a story about an experience I had scoring big-time at Wally World! Yipee, hurray!
	The Forensic Anthropologist	by Robert W. Mann, M.A. and Douglas H. Ubelaker, Ph.D.
	In recent years, just as the investigation of a crime scene has become more complex and sophisticated, so has the task of the forensic anthropologist. Forensic anthropologists assist medical and legal specialists to identify known or suspected human remains.
	Being like Water: A Very Effective Technique	by z.neocide
	A good fighter is like water, while a bad fighter is like a rock, but being like water can mean many different things while fighting. Understand all three and you will be a better fighter.
	The 100 Best, Most Clever, and Most Disturbing Ways to Kill Yourself
	#14 Shove a Chef's knife up your butt. #17 Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller.
	Sundown at Coffin Rock	by Raymond K. Paden
	A fictional story about radical gun prohibition.
	Sentencing Guidelines too Harsh	by Shari Steele
	Sentencing Guidelines applicable to violations of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1988.
	The Patrol Function	by Patrick V. Murphy
	American policing has improved substantially since a Presidential crime commission in 1967 identified a number of fundamental weaknesses. Officers today are better educated, departments are more representative of the populations they serve, and there is more restraint in the use of force. Yet, serious flaws remain.
	The Bloody Awakening	by Bhai Fauja Singh Ji Shaheed
	The Bloody Awakening: Amritsar, Vaisakhi, April 1978 (Sikh Massacre)
	Thirty-five Ways to Get Rid of Boredom in Class	by Dylan Use-a-Bell
	35 ways to help you have more fun in school.
	Diphenhydramine: To Hell and Back	by T-zone
	An account of my terrible experience with Benadryl.
	How to make a free phone call in an emergency	by EtherFreak
	Need to make a phone call, but run short of cash?
	Gun Safety
	From the time you pick up a firearm, you become a part of a system over which you have complete control. You are the only part of the system that can make a gun safe - or unsafe.
	Saving the Trees	by Robert Eggleton
	Outdated practices of the publishing industry are not environmentally friendly and restrict the marketplace.
	Chain-link Fences	by Olethros
	Need to get through a chain-link fence easy? A little time and effort and fences are as an open door to you.
	Certificate Signatures and Secure HTTP	by Jeff Hunter
	You can connect to this web site securely using https. If you're connecting from work, a public terminal, or through an insecure network, using https will ensure that the pages you view and the messages you type on this site cannot be intercepted by any government, employer, or other snoop. All data passing between your browser and the totse.com web server will be encrypted using the latest encryption technology.