HA!

stupid noob · #1 2007-06-29, 22:36

Any of you guys read or hear about this news story?

http://abcnews.go.com/International/...3329695&page=1

Dumbasses with containers of petrol, butane, and propane, with a bunch of nails trying to do damage to a nightclub. The media says this device was a bomb, and could have caused significant bodily harm.

My gf saw the story on TV, and when she first told me, the first words she used to describe it was containers of gasoline at which point I almost died laughint.

Figured you guys might get a kick out of it too.

Fucking hate the media, regardless of what country.

asilentbob · #2 2007-06-30, 01:40

Yeah those were my thoughts as i heard it on the radio... there could be another device that bursts the propane tank... of course that sort of key thing is rarely overlooked. Retards.. all of 'em.

Haven't read the article yet. Too busy... stars...

tyrael · #3 2007-06-30, 01:51

did it have batteries and wires
i hear they can be deadly
but seriously there must be something they didn't release to the press
that or it was just a guy stocking up on nails and petrol
that's Occam's razor for you

BOMBS OVER BEIRUT · #4 2007-06-30, 02:23

Who blows up a Mercedes! Seriously...

The_Shoal · #5 2007-06-30, 02:46

Ultimate fail. I can imagine the look on their faces when they expected it to explode into a million pieces, and it just caught fire instead.

Flamethrowa · #6 2007-06-30, 02:53

Why do they have to say laden with explosives then? Obviously they were hoping the gas would shoot nails out but I seriously doubt that. Goddamn news coverage, I swear they are payed off to play things up for votes and tax money.

FullMetalJacket · #7 2007-06-30, 02:56

Quote:

At great personal risk, sources say, the bomb technician then defused the bomb by hand.

I bet that guy is laughing in his sleeve, but lapping up the glory. He knew what the fuck was going on, haha.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/...-lethal-a.html

Bazzle · #8 2007-06-30, 05:00

I started lolling.

T3H T3RRORISTS!

*shakes head*

And what are the odds this shit was on CNN all night, with some politician getting his dick sucked for an overblown threat by incompetents with der gasolin.

We would be in trouble if terrorists had brains.

Did you read the part about 'the cellphone detonators must have failed'? Well NO SHIT they failed.

nuclearrabbit · #9 2007-06-30, 05:09

http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...c-output-1.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...vlc-output.flv

I think the report on this one was okay.

Bazzle · #10 2007-06-30, 05:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by nuclearrabbit

http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...c-output-1.flv
http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...vlc-output.flv

I think the report on this one was okay.

Ew. Guy into HE? Not unheard of, eh? But...he did kind of shit in suburbia...thats just not smart, or particularly safe.