God Bless America...

[jackketch]

I'm going to abuse my sacred mod powers and post this for a few l0lz and for comments on whether you think this is a spoof site or not.

Go to http://netauthority.org/

read down and then click on and read their Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

Gotta love Americans.

Now excuse me please I've left a cross burning on my nigra neighbour's lawn and they've called the Zog-Fire Brigade.

[MRman]

ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one

oh god, that was my amusement for the evening... the 5 rules were written like the commandments (thou shalt not...) and holy fuck on a stick... that stuff about the interracial relationships= bestiality
It's true that there is fucked up shit on the net and its bad that lil youngens can read/watch it... but that just goes too far that does

[T-BagBikerStar]

Wow, I really wish someone could figure out how to hack that and post all that stuff on their homepage. Those last two requirements are just rediculous. Good find, amusing.

[Iehovah]

Originally Posted by jackketch

I'm going to abuse my sacred mod powers and post this for a few l0lz and for comments on whether you think this is a spoof site or not.

Go to http://netauthority.org/

read down and then click on and read their Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

Gotta love Americans.

Now excuse me please I've left a cross burning on my nigra neighbour's lawn and they've called the Zog-Fire Brigade.

I'm going to have to call spoof on this, after having looked at their "database" of offenders and finding PNAC (Project for a New American Century aka Bush and company), the Legos website, LAPD (lol, probably right), the NAACP, Christian Coalition of America, Bible.com and the US Government Portal Sites on there.

Awesome commentaries on them, though.

[Prometheum]

Originally Posted by jackketch

I'm going to abuse my sacred mod powers and post this for a few l0lz and for comments on whether you think this is a spoof site or not.

Go to http://netauthority.org/

read down and then click on and read their Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

Gotta love Americans.

Now excuse me please I've left a cross burning on my nigra neighbour's lawn and they've called the Zog-Fire Brigade.

Sorry Jack, but you really need to research things more before you bash all of a nation just because of where they happen to live. (Kinda true sometimes, but remember, we're not all fundies.)

The site is a joke. Look at the whois results and you'll find out. The guy who owns it added his other site to the list. he's just mocking them. http://the-militia.com got added to it a while ago, and they were going to fuck with it until they realized it was a giant scam, at which point they tried to get him to join.

[Real.PUA]

Yeah I this was posted a while back in IFIOTW. I think someone submitted totse. You can submit any site you want too, as a joke.

[The Benadryl Bandit]

Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

Oh man....

[23]

2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

I think calling interracial relationships bestiality is hateful to a certain group.

http://netauthority.org/submit.shtml

Example #2: Children's Dinosaur Stories. You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocent—but let's stop and think about that for a moment. If you read the bible (you should, it's great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him. While the stories themselves may not contain any offensive material, the simple fact that they are about dinosaurs may cause a child to question his faith in the one true God. By blaspheming, this site is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and should be added to our database.

A child questioning a faith forced upon him? The nerve!

http://netauthority.org/browse/recent.html

They blocked Explosm.net! I love that web-comic!

[HARDMAN]

I don't see anything about America on that website.

I know hating America has become a popular fad in Europe these days, but please don't embarass yourself so much that you'll regret it when Bush is out of office and the hipsters start hating something else...

[jackketch]

Originally Posted by HARDMAN

I don't see anything about America on that website.
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To anyone who knows something about Xtianity it screams American Fundy.

The scary thing is I can't tell just be reading it, if its a spoof or not and I am extremely well acquainted with the doctrines, tenets and beliefs of the "Billy-joe-bob Four Square Church of GOD the ALMIGHTY".


oh and as to my general american bashing...two words...

"Freedom Fries"

I rest my case.