solo fighting

[OMr_duckO]

I'll just cut to the chase and say that theirs a bunch of older guys that want to fight me, and I can't rely on my friends because they are pussies. I weigh about 135 pounds so i don't think i'll stand much of a chance.

I haven't fought for a long time, so i'm very rusty. I'm in great physical condition though.

So I need all the help I can get to stand a chance.

I'm planning on wearing a tight undershirt (to intimidate them with my muscles), light nylon short shorts (to intimidate them with my sexy legs), and a small headband thing to keep my long hair from flying around.

I'll take this protein/creatine/other stuff shake, and take some vinpocetine and gingko biloba supplements. That should give me a physical and mental boost. I'll take this 3 hours before the fight so all of it's digested. any other tips.

The only drug i can get to give me an edge, would be dxm. What would be a good dose? I want a dose that won't fuck me up too much. So i can still walk straight, but feel light as a feather and invincible.

I'll bring my switchblade incase one of them brings a weapon. I'll also fight fucking dirty.

Some more questions I have:

Can i kill any of them and get away with self-defense? the cops will obviously be on my side, because theirs only one of me and like 5 of them.

When would be a good time to actually start fighting them? should i take them by surprise? If i did that, or even just struck them first, then it wouldn't look like i was just defending myself, but the other way around if their are bystanders. And if i went to place thats secluded, then their would be no cops or civilians to help me if things go wrong.

any good tips?

[thatcoolkid]

That protein/gingko stuff ain't gonna do shit. Eat a lot of carbs before hand. Stuff that will provide you with energy.

Don't take DXM before hand. Fight sober. You gotta be mentally sharp. Focus on landing some good blows. Nose, chin, jaw... You land a good one to his chin and he's out.

But if you're 135 and they're like 160-180, I'm sorry, but you're going to get raped. Buy band aids and tampons before hand.

[ThePube]

The protein shake thing won't do anything for you. Other than that the only advice I have is don't fight them, or if you have to see if you can do it one on one.

If you have no option but to fight all of them at once, make sure you land the first hit.

[Yorimasa]

If you absolutely have to fight them:

DO NOT take DXM before the fight. Seriously, what the hell, you may FEEL light as a feather, but that doesn't mean your muscles are responding any faster.
The only drug that might help you is coke.

Remember to use elbows and knees a lot. Why? Because they are very tough weapons and they operate at a range in which most people cannot functionally fight. Remember to close the distance between you and your opponent as fast as you can.

Keep your hands up and in front of your face at all times.

Do not wrestle or grapple with any of them, that may work one-on-one but you will get the shit kicked out of you here. Don't get into a clinch with any of them or anything. That means NO poorly executed headlocks or tackles or any of that other stupid shit that people who don't know how to fight try.

Keep all of them in front of you at all times. An attack you can't see is an attack you can't respond to. This is extremely important.

Be fucking WILD. I swear to god you need to be moving between opponents like a spider monkey on speed. Keep them hesitating and never ever ever stop fucking moving.


Watch Ong Bak and The Protector before you fight them. that shit will get you pumped.

EDIT: I forgot to say, make sure that all your attacks to the face are targeted at the center of the chin, don't waste your time hitting their nose. That may hurt, but you won't knock them out that way. Also, a quick finger jab to the throat is an excellent dirty fighting technique.

[buc33s]

Exactly what Yori said. GET FUCKING INSANE, go wild on their ass. Get determined, because to have a chance, you gotta go crazy. Yell, Scream, throw sand, just GET FUCKING CRAZY.

[Yorimasa]

Also, you say they're older? If you are a minor and they are all 18 or over, you're basically exempt from any legal punishment at all, provided that you don't kill any of them. 5 older guys taking on one younger guy? Shit, even the most assholeish of cops will take your side there. Don't use a knife though, that's assault with a deadly weapon. Instead, get some fucking pepper spray bro. Give 'em all a quick spray down and go to town on their asses. That's what they get for ganging up on someone. I swear to god people nowadays have no sense of honor what with their 20 vs. 1 fights and shit. How can anyone feel like a badass when they bring 4 of their friends just to take on one guy? Get some balls and fight man to man you pussies.

[doornob_lightbulb]

If you want a really good edge, get a bunch of powered pepper dust (used for cooking). Fill your pocket with it, and let a handful rip before the fight.

Pepper spray would be better but if you can't get that go with the powder.

Haha, actually come to think of it, you should just go to walmart and buy bear mace. Its like a fire extinguisher that sprays foam everywhere. It would pwn them. After they are blinded, hook them in face and stomp their chest.

[Zealduke]

If these guys aren't 12, they will probably go one at a time. There is nothing proven, pummeling someone 5 on one, nor is there fun/glory. So chances are you wont be fighting them all at once. I hope for your sake you are fast so you can book if it gets ugly. And if you fuck up one or two of them bad before you go down, you won.

And just in case, bring a bat.

[AnalBeeds]

Originally Posted by OMr_duckO

I'll just cut to the chase and say that theirs a bunch of older guys that want to fight me, and I can't rely on my friends because they are pussies. I weigh about 135 pounds so i don't think i'll stand much of a chance.

I haven't fought for a long time, so i'm very rusty. I'm in great physical condition though.

So I need all the help I can get to stand a chance.

I'm planning on wearing a tight undershirt (to intimidate them with my muscles), light nylon short shorts (to intimidate them with my sexy legs), and a small headband thing to keep my long hair from flying around.

I'll take this protein/creatine/other stuff shake, and take some vinpocetine and gingko biloba supplements. That should give me a physical and mental boost. I'll take this 3 hours before the fight so all of it's digested. any other tips.

The only drug i can get to give me an edge, would be dxm. What would be a good dose? I want a dose that won't fuck me up too much. So i can still walk straight, but feel light as a feather and invincible.

I'll bring my switchblade incase one of them brings a weapon. I'll also fight fucking dirty.

Some more questions I have:

Can i kill any of them and get away with self-defense? the cops will obviously be on my side, because theirs only one of me and like 5 of them.

When would be a good time to actually start fighting them? should i take them by surprise? If i did that, or even just struck them first, then it wouldn't look like i was just defending myself, but the other way around if their are bystanders. And if i went to place thats secluded, then their would be no cops or civilians to help me if things go wrong.

any good tips?

If you only weigh 135, your muscles won't intimidate them. At all. Keep a crowbar hidden on you and just rock them.

[doornob_lightbulb]

Originally Posted by AnalBeeds

If you only weigh 135, your muscles won't intimidate them. At all.

O RLY?





lulz.