35 Ways to Annoy Your Neighbor

35 Ways to Annoy Your Neighbor

by BrassMonkey

"Love your neighbor" said Jesus.

Fuck that shit, everyone has an annoying neighbor, these are some ideas how to piss them off.

1. Kidnap his dog and shave it
2. Move your garbage/recycling pile to his/her garbage/recycling pile
3. Play Ding-Dong-Ditch at his house
4. Prank call him, say u are a stalker, then have your friend talk to you on a walky-talky saying what the guy/girl is doing
5. Kidnap his dog
6. Watch

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22 Ways to Kill a Man With Your Bare Hands

by Big Bad Barbarian

"Free my hands and I'll varnish this floor with your brains!"

-- from "The Scarlet Citadel" by Robert E. Howard.

Sometimes when you are threatened with physical violence, a weapon to defend yourself with is not always available. Your hands, however, are always with you, and can be as lethal as any weapon. Below are a list of attacks that police are instructed...

20 Ways to Sabotage Your School

by Cosmic Charlie

THIS WAS FIRST PRINTED IN 1968 BY SOME HIGH SCHOOL KIDS IN AMERICA'S INDUSTRIAL HARTLAND AND MOST RECENTLY (IN ENGLISH AT ANY RATE) IN ENGLAND AFTER THE RIOTS THERE IN 1982. OF COURSE I REPRINTED IT FOR PURELY EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES - JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW IRRESOPNSIBLE FREE SPEECH CAN GET. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS OF INDIVIDUALS WHO USE THIS TEXT.

1.PUT A ROTTON APPLE OR STALE SANDWICH IN THE...

20 Things to Do When You Are Bored in Class

by MoneyBoxers14

We have all been bored out of our fucking skulls in school from time to time. Here is a list of interesting and fun things to do I have compiled from my own personal list.

1. Make a paper football and get someone to play with you. When they put their hands up into a little goal, flick the football at the teacher and immediatly go back to doing your work.
2. Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say

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1001 Ways to Torture a Cat

by Ares

11/28/88

Many a time have I wanted to beat the shit out of that furry little bastard that always seems to piss me off. Either by taking a nice warm shit on my brand new carpet, or decided to use me as a clawing device.

In this small file, i'd like to suggest ways to hurt or piss of the little shithead that you can't get rid of, usually cuz you're mom thinks it's the nicest fucker alive.

1 -- Kick...

100 Ways to be a Better Asshole

by Sinister Fiend

Peace out!

1. Argue with everybody.
2. Touch the paintings at the museum.
3. Get hysterical.
4. Threaten law suits.
5. Insinuate, implicate and insist.
6. If you got it, flaunt it.
7. Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay for it.
8. Gamble with the rent money.
9. Record over a borrowed vcr tape
10. Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren't.
11. Don't get caught.
12. Stay directly in front or behine fire trucks

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10 Things To Do At a Wal-Mart

by No clue

The below text is just for informational purposes only, unless your really bored, I don't give a shit its your call. So... here it is

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

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