Fun with Alka Seltzer

Fun with Alka Seltzer

by Uncle Wiggly

09-19-87

The Asshole Next Door

[1] During the night (or when they're not home) take 10 packs of the old Alka-seltzer and drop it down his hose, then fill the open end up with Glue (a caulking gun works best). Then wait till he tries to water his lawn and watch the hose explode in his face.

[2] Break up the Alka-seltzer and sprinkle it all over his lawn.
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Fun at the Suburban Shoreline

by Towelie 4:20

Hate those rich assholes with a big boat anchored out in front of nice, private beach patios? Heres some things to do.

1. Steal their prams. A pram is a small boat that they use to get out to their big boats. Just wait till 3 A.M., then go there and haul the thing away. Tel your parents that you found it sunken on the public part of the beach. Don't use it around there houses, dumbasses.
2. Cut their boats

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Fun With Other People's Cars

by buddycole

One thing that's funny to do is go to a parking lot late at night, you know like at the mall. When no one is aound take some long chain you got (steal the shit if you don't got) and lock it around the axle of the car, then with more chain attached to the same car, attach it to the axle of the car right next to it. Keep doing this to every car beside it, then get in a safe position and watch the fun when some asshole tries...

Fun With Arnold

by Madhatt3r

Not too long ago, I discovered the fun of an Arnold Soundboard.

I live in the small Mormon town of St. George, Utah and peope here are pretty fuckin stupid.

I first discovered the program at about 3:00am on Friday night (Saturday morning I Guess) I made a few calls to my friends cell phones and then to some 24-hour places like Denny's, This Mexican place called Alvero's and some motels, and everyone I called...

Fun At Construction Sites!

by DIzzIE

FUN AT CONSTRUCTION SITES!

BY: DIzzIE 2001!

OBSERVATION/PREPARATION:

Before you actually penetrate into the sacred lands of a construction site you must first achieve complete (or, at least partial) enlightenment. Spend a day or two with a stopwatch, a notebook, and some binoculars, observing the construction site. Make sure you are not extremely noticeable in your "observations,"...

Free Housing for Dummies

by Quasar Bob

ABANDONED HOUSES

Besides free shelter, abandoned houses have many uses; here's a few I came up with:

1. If your ordering suspicious contraband, you can always use the abandoned house as a drop spot for your items.
2. Hypothetically speaking, abandoned housing facilities are great for producing narcotics without arousing suspicion.
3. They make for a damn fine club house.

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Freaky Stuff Revenge Tactics

by George Hayduke

This text was taken from the book Make 'em Pay by George Hayduke. If you are a truly spiteful person and like revenge this book is for you.

Freaky Stuff

For the ultimate freak shot: hire a really disgusting and gross person and put him or her in a really disguising outfit. You are going to take revenge on someone who really irritated you. It could be a former sweetie,...

Frame Someone Using the SPCA, Press, & Cops

by Blue Adept

If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility problem you should easily pull off this stunt. It involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and some farm animals.

Call the police and tell them you know about a cock or dog fight that's being held at your mark's home. Explain that you have no morals against animal fighting but you lost big money there last time and think the fights are fixed....

Forest Bases

by Galvaplex

Ever plan an attack on one of your enemy's homes? Ever get caught because your parents found your supplies and plans stashed under your bed? Then you my friend, need a base in the forest.

In The Begining

For the rest of this file, I'm going to have to assume that you indeed do have a forest area close to your home, or your enemies' homes. Firstly, you need to decide on a good location...

For Mischief Masters Only

by Biocore

For Mischief Masters only - The finest Anarchy on the planet

You will, and probably have, read a lot of files on TOTSE and the internet that are just pure shit. sometimes they contain incorrect (and possibly dangerous) information, other times they may just be full of nothing but rampant idiocy. Quite a few of the articles on various forms of theft seem to have been written by an individual with a single digit...