Changing Traffic Lights Green

Changing Traffic Lights Green

by Officer Jack Handy

Many traffic lights in medium and large cities are equipped with censors that allow law enforcement and emergency vehicles to change them from red to green immediately. These are called traffic light preemption censors. they are the little black boxes you often see sitting on top of the traffic light pole http://www.skyoptics.com/images/traf...%20372x333.jpg and http://www.tomar.com/products/j7/209...

Cement, Thermite, and Other Fun Car-killers

by Fieldy

First off, this is for informational purposes only. Don't do this shit or someone'll fuck you up BAD.

Alright, someone pissed you off, of course, this calls for revenge right? Yeah, that's what I thought. So how do you exact revenge on the arrogant shit? Easy, kill his car. That Ford Probe won't be worth scrap when you're done with it, depending on how far you decide to take it.

I...

Care and Feeding of a Category Five Hurricane

by infintyshock

Here in Florida we just got hit by two hurricanes in the past few weeks and a third one that is bigger than the first two is on its way here. It should be here Monday evening or early Tuesday.

First and foremost, during a hurricane peoples IQs drop about fifty or points or so. It has something to do with the lower barometric pressure. When someone who only has a sixty IQ to start with loses...

CD Knuckle Duster

by -=Jaz2G=-

IGHT!, Im Jaz and dis is my first txt file, I hope this "helps" you out when some bitch gets in your face.

WHAT YOU NEED

1 CD (a shit one or someone else's)

1bit of foam small pipe tubung (the stuuf plumbers cover pipes with)

1 SHARP knife

Some super glue

LETS GET STARTED

1. First...

CASEIN - Superglue X 1000

by Rhesus Monkey

Using three key ingredients (acetic acid, milk, bicarbonate of soda), you can make a very *STICKY* glue substance that can be a useful tool in pissing off your enemies! Some CASEIN lodged in your enemie's GASTANK or LOCKS can cost him a wealthy sum of greenbacks. Get creative with this shit! Don't get it on your hands, either...

The Following Is A Method For Extracting The CASEIN-Protein From Milk:
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Bypassing Car Locks

by scuzzy-elo

Bypassing Car Locks

Guide by: scuzzy-elo 2003

Introduction

If you are not able to purchase your own set of car opening accessories then building your own is the best idea correct? In this guide, I will discuss how to make and use devices to bypass car locks.

Materials

Coat hangers

Pliers

Ruler

Wooden block (4 x 2 x 1 in)...

Butane Balloons

by 6ix+Cee

The Butane Balloon

Innocent looking balloon that transforms into giant flaming fireball when exposed to open flame.

You'll Need:

A big balloon.
A can of Butane to refill lighters like Zippos.
Sticky paper such as a ''post-it''

How to Make:

First you need to buy a large balloon, a can of butane, you get these to refill lighters that you don't just throw away....

Breaking into Buildings Under Construction

by darkrob

Half finished buildings can be alot of fun to mess around in at night. There is a boatload of construction tools to take, tons of places to explore, and alot of great opportunities to create mischiff. Since the building is unfinished, security systems, hell even door locks may have not been added yet. So getting in is as easy as opening a door (or walking through the doorway if there isnt even a door yet lol)....

Box Stuffing

by scuzzy-elo

Introduction

One form of shoplifting is called box stuffing. This is when you take different items from a store, place them all in a large box with another item, and pay for the item. This technique is covered here along with other good tips for shoplifting from Target.

The only other variation I’ve heard is sticking the item you want in a paint can, this blocks frequencies given off by anti theft devices....

Bored in Class!

by enigmatistic14

1. Stare at your teacher until he/she gets freaked out.
2. Stare at your teacher, close your eyes, and study the after image.
3. Start to yawn and see how many people you can get to yawn too.
4. Scratch yourself. Go ahead, scratch yourself. When somebody looks, just smile at them meekly.
5. Stare at another student and do not look away no matter what he/she does.
6. Take the pocket hook off of the top of your pen and use it as a finger board.
7. Stare

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