How To Become An Assassin

How To Become An Assassin

by The Propagation

HOW TO BECOME AN ASSASSIN

By

-The Propagation

"Knowledge is no longer power, Knowledge is survival" -The Propagation 1999 CONTENTS

Introduction
Psychology
Multiple ID's and personalities
Concealment
Hand to hand combat
Basic martial arts
Commando Fighting Techniques
Gun use
Special ammo
Basic weapons skills...

Hitting The Fan

by Chris P Bohn

www.darchangels.com

In the past people have occasionally accused me of talking shit. But nobody can say I'm not serious about my subject. In fact you could say I have a Masters degree in coprology! In recent months I have been busy writing a paper (toilet paper, obviously) entitled "What Really Happens When the Shit Hits the Fan ?". Clearly one needs to define one's terms and my approach was as scientific...

Hiding Stuff From Your Parents

by hybridDarkness

This is for people who live with their parents and are sick of them going through all their shit. I have a mother who goes through all the shit in my room, and calls it tidying. This really sucks, because if I have anything "bad", like forged absence notes, or whatever, I have absolutely nowhere to put them where my mother hasn't looked. So I came up with a way around this, and I think it might be useful...

Hair Stink Bomb

by RedAnarchist

Pfffftt..... why waste your time getting all sorts of chemicals and stuff and preparing to make your own stink bombs? You dont have to, in fact, this will only cost you about 6 cents to do. Well im going to assume you have a little spare hair to cut, a lighter and a rubber band. So, lets get started by clipping off about 4 inches or so from your hair, as much as you want as long as the rubbber band can hold it all in but i'd suggest...

Grand Theft Auto

by XF2001z

This file is a compilation of methods I have seen and heard of being used and also methods I have read about over the net. I have never stolen a car or intend to steal a car I am just conveying information that I have collected through different sources. It is your problem, not mine if you are stupid enough to use/get caught using this information.

First pick a car, this is simple, use common sense, you obviously wouldn't...

Getting Caught Stealing from Wal-Mart

by Joe

What happens when you steal from Wal-Mart, and make a stupid mistake like myself, and countless others? Depending on how many people you are with, how much money worth of products they find on you, and how you deal with the guards.

Let me start with my experience. It was a week or two after my 8th grade graduation, and my mom had taken me up to Wal-Mart so I could get some hair wax to spike my hair. I went...

Get Booze... the Easy Way

by BaKiE

So im gonna cut strait to the chase... getting alcohol for about 1.99 and doing it LEAGALLY! I know your like "Bull shit im gonna have to make some weird machine and shit man this is gonna be fucked up" but its a fuck lot easier. All you have to do iz go to a LARGE grocerrie (like walmart super center or Meijier's) and purchase mint extract. This shit is like 99% alcohol mofo! Now goto the counter and givem you fucking...

Garage Shopping

by farsh

For a few years now me and my friends have been doing soemthing that we like to call garage shopping. The basic idea is that you go out at night and find any open garages, I suggest you dont do this in your own neighborhood. The hard part is getting in to the garage with out the people inside seeing you and without the neigbors seeing you. I normally run up the side of the house and sneak into the garage that way.

Once inside...

GTA At It's Finest

by Dephiler

Ok, let's say you have managed to get into a car either because it was unlocked, or you learned a way to get by the lock (not very hard-a brick, key, slim-jim, or picks will do the job). Now what do you do?

You may say, "Hot wire dis beeatch and get the hizell outta' here!"

I say, "Fuck that I'm above it. Besides, I want something quicker and easier" (Plus some people would touch the...

Funny Money

by Karl Ritter

Funny Money

European Union ill-prepared for expected flood of counterfeit euros By Karl Ritter Counterfeiters are rubbing their hands in anticipation of the largest currency launch the world has ever seen. Nearly 15 billion banknotes and 50 billion coins will begin changing hands on Jan. 1 next year, as the Euro becomes legal tender overnight in 12 member states of the European Union.

"It would be foolish...