Dont Do Stupid Shit Like Me

Dont Do Stupid Shit Like Me

by PureEvil

1) Do not get drunk and talk to other peoples girlfriends

2) Do not stick your fingers in cigar cutters when your drunk just because someone said "hey stick your finger in here

3) Do not ride a bike in the ice, or slick snow when you have a thorn patch at the end of your driveway

4) In conjunction with number 3, do not ride a overly small bike down a steep hill and over...

Don’t Listen to 0083RPHR33K

by Vajlea

I was a Target employee of Target for three years and Wal – Mart for two. The article written by the author on easy steals form Target and Wal- Mart is wrong.

Target

In every AP – Asset Protection – unit in target, there are Ten officials, three security guards (That are basically just people dressed in brown to look intimidating), and every single employee in the store on or off duty, most...

Do it Yourself Clitoridectomy

by anonymous

Here are the two well known and most effective ways of removing the clitoris.

Method One

You will need a NEW X-Acto Knife or New Blade for the X-Acto knife or you can use NEW fingertail clippers, towel, rubbing alcohol, a mirror that can stand on it's own, oven mits or something of that nature, and a metal rod that wont melt and is tweleve inches or longer.
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Disposing of a Body

by untrue_thoughts

Disclaimer: this file is purely hypothetical and has been written for informational purposes ONLY. The author takes no responsibility for the actions of readers of this textfile. If you ever discover a body you should immediately report it to the police.

OK, so you have a body for whatever reason and you want to get rid of it, with no chance that it can be identified or traced back to you. Here are 16 steps that...

Disabling CCTV / Video Cameras

by JimBot

I've read some articles on disabling surveillance cameras. The method that intrigued me the most was that a laser pointer could blind a camera. Acting on curiosity, I decided to try this for myself. I was amazed by what happened. Even the cheapest of the laser pointers properly aimed, could completely blind the camera! Even though the laser is a single point of light on the lense, the picture that the camera transmits is...

Defeating Shoplifting Security Tags

by Oran

DEFEATING SHOPLIFTING SECURITY TAGS

Generally, three types of security tags are used:

Radio Frequency Tags -

These are a spiral shape. They can be disarmed by making a slit in them. Sometimes radio frequency tags are actually embedded in the cardboard packaging.

Electromagnetic strips -

These are a tiny strip of metal. They can usually be pulled off but...

DC Area Sniper Letter, Unredacted

Pg 1.

For you Mr. Police
"Call me God."
Do not release to the press.
We have tried to contact you
to start negotiation, But the
incompitence of your forces in
(i) Mongomery Police "Officer Derick"
at 240-773-5000 Friday.
(ii) Rockville Police Dept. "female officer"
(iii) Task force "FBI" "female"
...

Cutting High School Classes

by Keisersosay

---Complete Guide To Cutting Highschool Classes---

after spring break me and my friends would cut school every day after 5th period. plus the ocassional 3rd 4th and 5th period cuting classes also.well here i go.

----EXCUSES-most important part,if your schools computers are on a network you will need to convince the teachers not to write you up when your gone.

1.tell your teachers...

Credit Card Fraud Made Easy

by JimmyZ

The information in the following file is of an illegal nature, I don't suggest trying the topic subject because YOU CAN GO TO JAIL if you get caught. It is illegal, and therefore I do not participate in it, neither should you.

Alright, now that I'm done with that part here goes.

[1] Finding a Credit Card Number

They can be found almost ANYWHERE. If you work at...

Creative Car Destruction

by Good Boy 404

Disclaimer: This file describes actions causing severe material damage or also public danger. Good Boy 404 is not responsible for any consequences if anyone should decide to actually commit any of these.

Ever dreamed of knocking out some asshole by destroying his pride: the car? Not simply destroying the car but destroying it CREATIVELY, embarassing the asshole owner to the ground and letting him CRY for the...