Kill Spiders

Kill Spiders

by Mojo Hojo

Arachnophobia is a fear of spiders which can lead to insanity. That would include me on my vacation but that's another story. The little things run fast and are just about everywhere. Here I will talk about my methods of dealing with them and how I kill them when they get nasty.

First of all i live in a temperate climate and spiders are everywhere including basements, garages, ceilings and walls. My most horrifying experiance...

Kick-ass Trick or Treating.

by TVHenjin

It pisses me off when people ask me, "Aren't you a little old to be trick or treating?" Aren't you a little old to be considered mortal, grandma? Now fork over your damn candy bitch! I'll be trick or treating till I can legally drink. I love trick or treating, moreso now than when I was young. I'm fifteen now, and I've only passed up trick or treating on one Halloween. Big mistake, you know what it's like having...

Just Desserts

by Crapflinger

I just figured that I'd share a little experience of mine with you...

I used to work as a maintenance tech. at an apartment complex. Anyway, since it was a luxury complex, we had a fence that went around the whole thing. There is a high school next door attended by many of the spoiled brats that live at the complex. They had destroyed a few sections of the fence so that they could cut through and a select few residents...

Improvised Stillbuilding And Distilling

by Crimson Knight

DISCLAIMER: The information that follows this textfile would be illegal to carry out in most countries, unless licensed and legally allowed to do so. Please check all local, state and federal laws in your country to assure that the following of this textfile would be legal.

This guide is written for the purpose of distilling an alcohol of about seventy-five proof. The using of information of...

How to make Ricin

by InfernoMDM

Here's the formula for Ricin. The reason I place this on here is because if you try to make this poison (kills in 4 days, no good cure and the cure is rare) you will probably get some on your skin and die. I wanted the fomula just so I could know it. This stuff is extrodinarily poisonous -- arsenic takes 100 granuals to kill someone, ricin takes 1-2 granuals.

Procedure:

1. Obtain some castor beans from a garden supply

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How to Start a Mafia Family

by Matthew "Lenny the Bookie" Lorenzo

1-Get a crew together, friends from back in the day, some boys you can trust. Get 3-5, and you can start, if you don't know any local Dons or don't live near anybody. You'll have to pick a Don out of your crew.

2-With the Don, He must appoint a UnderBoss,or Capo Bastone - the one he trusts most shouls fill this position.

3-Now the Don should pick a Consigliere,...

How to Smoke in Airplane Lavatories

by DIzzIE

Things to place in your carry-on bag:

*Duct tape
*Bowl (the lighter the better, a simple plastic soup bowl should suffice)
*Novelty Fart Spray (or a spray air-freshener as a weak alternative)
*Portable vacuum cleaner
*Mouthwash/mouth spray
*Your favorite pack of fags

What:
Successfully succumbing to your smoking urges in the luxurious confines of an airplane...

How to Scam Scanners and other Hardware

by DIzzIE

BY: DIzzIE {with help from an anonymous insider} [c]opyleft2002

Introduction

This scam, like many others, requires a good degree of social engineering, hence it is not one for you misanthropic shut-ins, unless you have the charm of someone along the lines of Ted Bundy. The overall layout, the skeletal structure of the scam if you will, is you posing as a repairman/technician, infiltrating...

How to Really Piss Off a Wallgreens or a Dominick's

by Dr. Nitemare

Have you ever been in a drug store, such as Walgreens, and found that you were out of money and really hungry? Or maybe you were just in the mood for some fun. I've always been a mischief fanatic myself, and thought I'd share with you some experiences I've had at Wallgreens and Dominick's.

How many of you have been arrested for shoplifting?

Well, I've never had this unfortunate...

How to Piss Off McDonalds

by Milk Man

1. Walk into any McDonalds (their like chinese ppl>everywhere they shoudnt be) and do the following...

2. Ask the person behind the counter if you can have 1 "Mctesticle Fillet" or one "Mcpenis Fillet".

3. If you want to just piss them off by asking them for a "Mcpizza with extra cheese" or a BK (Burger King) Broiler" This will make them angry and they will say...