Target Pics

Target Pics

by wunhunglo

I also am a former "Assets Protection Team Member" from Target.

All the previous articles submitted were BOTH correct.

I'd just like to add that if you get caught, they will take a picture of you and they stuff you have prior to turning you over to 5-O.

Also, if you ever get fired from Target for ANY reason, you'll be watched by their "security" people. I know this because they...

Target II

by Dr. Santa

If you haven't read the first article in this series, please do so before reading this one, as I will not be covering the same material in this article. I'll jump right in:

Risk Levels:

Each Target store has a risk level between 1 and 4. A 4 is the highest risk, with a 1 being the lowest risk. Risk levels determine how much equipment and payroll AP gets. Want to find out the risk level of your local Target? Simply...

Target

by Dr. Santa

This is first hand knowledge from someone that not only used to work for Target, but was an Assets Protection Team Leader (LP manager) for several stores. Why would I write this article? For starters, I'm tired of reading articles by amateurs, the kind of amateurs that we used to catch all of the time. I have my own personal anarchistic/nihilistic reasons for wanting the company's shrink to go through the roof. First off, a lesson in the Assets...

Swimming Pool Lockers

by om3ga

I don't know if U.S anarchists can relate to this as I live in England but hear me out nonetheless, even though i talk bollocks

In swmming pool changing rooms, there are normally loads of lockers, you know, the ones with the keys in. The customer has to put either a token or 50 pence or somthing. These used to be refundable, but some capitalist bastard thought it would be a good idea to charge the swimmers 50p every...

Survival Supplies List

by Zilith

Hunting Weapons

Slingshot- For hunting small game

Crossbow- For larger game

Defensive Weapons

Throwing knife

Paintball gun- Although not lethal, will still cause pain

Large Knife

Fighting Weapons

Sword- Never runs out of ammo, and works well close range

Tools

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Stuff to do When You're Bored

1) get high/drunk and go to the waffel house

2) go to kmart/walmart and when they turn on those metal demagnitesers(?) slam your head down on it and scream and freak out and stuff as you act as if u have a metal plate in your head and cant pry it off of the big humdinger (thank my dad for this strange but amusing one)

3) just get high/drunk

4) to get CDs or DVDs out of a store without paying for them...

Stinky Bomb

by matt

How to make anyplace unenterable due to the strong odor that will fill the room:

Take a can of Axe body spray and put a rubber band or tape on the button so that it sprays non-stop until it is out and it will leave a strong scent thoughout the room. Make sure to put it in a garbage can or hide it so no one will know where the scent is coming from.

Anyone attempting to enter the room will heave and vomit from the nasty,...

Stealing Library Books

by LoneWolf

So you wanna take library books huh? I've done it seveal times and I guess I better teach your stupid ass. As of this moment in time I am pursuing a proffesion called thievery (go figure) I'm just starting, but library books are easy even for me.

Security Systems-

Biggest problem, security, well if you are like me, you have a knife, and you carry it everywhere(if not, your gonna need one for this)...

Spin a Car 180 Degrees

1. Put the car in reverse.

2. Select a spot straight ahead. Keep your eyes on it, and begin backing up.

3. Jam on the gas.

4. Cut the wheel sharply 90 degrees (quarter turn) around and simultaneously drop the transmission into drive. Make sure you have enough speed to use the momentum of the car to swing it around, but remember that going to fast (45mph or greater) can be dangerous and will flip the car and...

Some Interesting Ways to Kill a Friend (or Enemy)

by The Gremlin

Hi, it's me, The Gremlin again. This time, I decided to write about some cool ways to kill somebody you don't like, and have a good time laughing while you do it.

..If he/she races BMX, string a 60 pound test line across a jump or in the middle of the track...

..Staple his mouth to the tail-pipe of your BMW, and put a piece of tape across his nose, then drive about 20 miles...