Pool fun

Pool fun

by Long John Silver

First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing you need know is what a pool filter looks like.

Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your "friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around. They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!...

Pissing Off People in Cars

by Dr. Nitemare

In this file I will discuss the various techniques used by myself and companions to bring the susceptible driver to the point of actually leaving his car and chasing us.

When you were little, you may have done a neat trick called the Alaskan Rope Trick. If you haven't heard of it the procedure is simple, requiring only four or more people. On a roadside without streetlights at night, divide the people up...

Piss Off Drivers with Children's Toys

by Total Pyro

#1. Buy one of those nurf dart guns (preferably one with an ammunition chain) and about 25+ darts. You can Rip off the suction cups if you want to keep the darts but more damage (possably car crashes) can be accomplished with the cups on. Stand at a busy street corner and shoot at passing cars aim for the windows. If you have one of the chain guns shoot as many darts as you can with the suction cups on...

Pick Pocketing

by anonymous

Pick Pocketing:The Art of the Lift A man takes his wallet out and pays for a newspaper. He puts his wallet back and turns toleave when someone brushes past him muttering "Excuse me". its a crowded place so the man thinks nothing of it...at least until he's about to get into his car and notices his wallet is missing. He looks back to where he had been bumped, but the man is long gone. A woman stands on an esculator, watching...

Phun at Dinner

by Mr Mullins

Intro

Okay, by know you've probably read such files as 'how to have fun in K-mart' which are classics to dumb files such as 'how to terroize your neightbors' to hilarious files like 'how to have fun with your teacher.' Also before i start the body of my text file i would like to point out to all new users that phun and fun are the same thing so if i use both its because i'm typing fast.
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PRANK CALLING IS A MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chris

its 3 am on a friday and my friend ill call J said lets prank call your friend's mom.so we dial *67(to make the name on her caller id say 'blocked')then the rest of the number (RING)(RING)(RING)(RING()RING) (remember its 3 in the morning)

friends mom "hello"

me (i had a voice changer) "im in your backyard with a machetti..."

friends mom "its 3 in the...

Offend People at Electronic Stores

by clunt

so me and my friends are at Best Buy and this jackass is lookin at us cuz we were watchin his wifes tits when she bent over to fix her heel... what can i say they were nice fuckin tits! anyway hes pissin us off so we decide to get into our 'fuck it' atitude and do whatever we want, so we get to where the cameras are and ya know how their all up on the little things fer all to see and then people take digital pics of...

Nicotine Poison

by selion nixon

A lethal dose of nicotine is anywhere from 40 - 60mg depending on the person, the average cigarette's tobacco alone contains about 20mg.

how to make it:

1. Buy tobacco [cheap cigarettes or a pouch of pipe tobacco]

2. put tobacco in a jar [pyrex heatable container]

3. add an equal amount of rubbing or distilled alcohol preferably over 100 proof.

4. simmer and stir until...

Mutant Insects

by Jason Tyler

To start with, make a large cage (20' by 20' by 8' ??) out of chicken-wire that could hold in locusts or perhaps grasshoppers, preferably over grass or something similar to their natural habitat. Then gather up a few dozen of the species and place them in the cage. Leave them alone for a few weeks (or more) to generate, breed, populate, have sex, or whatever you call it while you call around and get a list of all the common pesticides/insecticides...

More Notes on How to Annoy Someone

by Shooting Shark

There are three things you need on someone in order to really annoy them. They Are:

1> Real Name (or at least family name)

2> Address

3> Phone #

How to get this data:

As The Rocker said in an earlier file, the loze will often post his home fone when he wants to trade wares. If he doesn't, leave him e-mail saying you have...