So I Broke my Neck

So I Broke my Neck

by proofisoutthere

for a Guinness and Ouzo, or ten. Any way many drinks later I managed to make it into the nearest town can't remember how I got there but what I do remember is trying to get to my girls house and somehow and for reasons unknown I decided to climb this tree. I managed to climb about 20 something feet when a branch broke I fell and I was left in a cold puddle of mud with my shit in ruins. I lay there in agony for an hour before...

Slow Death

by Swamp Rat

Imagine if you will...

Creeping death, starting at your ears... they ring... and feel numb and then fall off like you've got leprosy... you start to bleed from your ear sockets... something unseen starts beating your nose into a pulp... then your teeth fall out... one by one..gum disease sets in... it spreads... your jaw rots and falls off... your shoulders get a 3rd degree sunburn... they peel... your fingers tingle... fingernails...

Skateboards and Methadone.

by Doctor Beard

When you take a variety of drugs on a regular basis you soon learn the meaning of two horrible words. The fear. Wherever you go, it doesnt matter what country, these words seem to be pretty much universal. Anyone stuck into a steady drug habit will know meaning of that terrible expression. I'd had my fair share of bad times on LSD and paranoid collapses from amphetamines. At the point of my life that this incident is...

Siphoning

by Pyros The Leprechaun

"Siphoning."

Hello. My name is Pyros, well actually it isn't and that's a load of shit so sorry to waste your time. Anyway, this file is about siphoning.

"What is siphoning?"

you ask. Siphoning, when it was first created, was the stealing of petrol from the petrol tank of a car. I am not going to tell you how to get free petrol because that just takes common sense. I am...

Simple Stink Bomb

by Nemitor

Materials needed

• Liquid ammonia (found in almost any store)
• Regular Matches
• Jar with lid, perferably glass

This is a liquid when finished, and can when poured, smells like rotten eggs.

1. Carefully using some scissors or other cutting device, cut off the match heads. Cut as many as depending on the amount of stink solution you are using.
2. Pour ammonia into the jar
3. With the lid in hand, dump the match heads

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Salting Lawns

by Fa'ad

Firstly this article is accurate, and if done correctly, the information in it could, but shouldn't necessarily be done.

What you gotta do is, you gotta get a lot of SALT. Plain table salt.

Next, I recommend dark clothes. If you have no dark clothes, they are available at masupply.com under ninja accesories or something. You shouldn't have trouble finding it.

Then you need someone to do this to. I reccomend...

Running From The Police

First off, I would like to say that running from the police is not a good idea to do. Resisting arrest or interfering with police business is actually quite a significant offense.

Okay, you've just commited a crime (shot someone's car with a pellet gun or some other stupid shit like that) and you hear cop sirens in the distance.

Boom! Your first instinct is to run away. Good idea. Try to choose areas where there are...

Radio Shack and Verizon

by sysinit

I am a Radio Shack employee. I hate Radio Shack, they charge way too much.

One time we threw away our stock of expired batteries. I asked my manager how do we afford to throw these away and he showed me for $3.98 worth of batteries, they only pay 38 cents. This made me sick and from that day on I have been anti Radio Shack. Anyways I am going to tell you how to get b codes and agent codes to switch your esn numbers...

Purses and Watches Pickpocketing Technique

by White Taipan

By White Taipan, [email protected] – May 26, 2003

To perform this unique strategy of pickpocketing people, basic knowledge of how to pickpocket is highly recommended. You must need to know what a pickpocket is and how a pickpocket mind works.

The first thing to do is find yourself a partner that you can share a high level of trust with. After all, you don't want one...

Prank Call Pickup Artist

by Kung Pow

Early in life at the age of 15 (back in the early 1980s) I found myself bored one night and decided to just make random crank calls.

Typical stuff like you might here from the jerkey boys. But after being bored and running out of material, I decided to see how long I could keep a Girl on the phone without here hanging up on me.

I have never been successful at meeting women in real time face to face...